Please, Louise.
KN writes:
I’m not sure if your readers are aware but dancing is now illegal at ‘relevant indoor settings’….
FIGHT!
Any excuse.
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Please, Louise.
KN writes:
I’m not sure if your readers are aware but dancing is now illegal at ‘relevant indoor settings’….
FIGHT!
Any excuse.
Interesting reading the lyrics of this.
MEN WITHOUT HATS – THE SAFETY DANCE.
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance
And if they don’t dance
Well, they’re no friends of mine
Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Or sing
We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if we want to
If we don’t, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything’s out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They’re doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody’s taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
We can dance if we want to
We’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don’t dance
And if they don’t dance
Well, they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything’s out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We’re doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody’s taking the chance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it’s the safety dance
It’s the safety dance
Well, it’s the safety dance
Well, it’s the safety dance
Oh, it’s the safety dance
Oh, it’s the safety dance
Men Without Hats or as they’re known nowadays, Men Without Jobs!!!
I’ll get me hat!!
No, no, no…. It’s They / Them
LOL @ Andy Pipkin
Search ‘Safety Dance literal lyrics’ for a great laugh (well I found it funny?)
Youtube link here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMGodM0zm8k
That’s better then the original!!!
Amazing – thank you!
Sure while you’re at it, check this out too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk
hey ! no rocking the boat !
Ah sure, I think the Taliban had similar laws. Mind you, they only applied to women so at least we’re not discriminating based on gender with our version. The Taliban and NPHET also share a common view of alcohol consumption, as it happens…good times…
NPHET is the Taliban now? When are they going to start the public executions?
Well I can of one group who were calling for executions against named people.
Hopefully the Americans and the Brits will come and save us.
Just like the did the Afghanis?
Nobody has mentioned the Nazis…yet.
The Taliban is where it’s at these days.
What can I say, we’re pretty progressive with our labelling here. If the shoe fits…
Yeah, the whole nazi comparison backfired badly on them because the ratlicker behaviour was way more similar to the brownshirts – bullying, intimidation, violence etc than that of the Jews being persecuted and murdered.
They’ve switched to calling everyone agin them the taliban now which, I suppose, would make them the post 9/11 Americans torturing prisoners in Gitmo.
Who doesn’t love a nice woollen pakol to be fair?
https://twitter.com/gavreilly/status/1423017013400719370
In fairness if everything about our modern dystopia could be defeated with a dance-off I’d be all for it.
Bojo versus Macron in the Macronrena.
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I’ll get me (Afghan) coat.