21 thoughts on “One Degree Of Kevin Bacon

  1. ian-oG

    Interesting reading the lyrics of this.

    MEN WITHOUT HATS – THE SAFETY DANCE.

    We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your friends behind
    ‘Cause your friends don’t dance
    And if they don’t dance
    Well, they’re no friends of mine
    Say, we can go where we want to
    A place where they will never find
    And we can act like we come
    From out of this world
    Leave the real one far behind
    And we can dance
    Or sing
    We can go when we want to
    Night is young and so am I
    And we can dress real neat
    From our hats to our feet
    And surprise ’em with the victory cry
    Say, we can act if we want to
    If we don’t, nobody will
    And you can act real rude and totally removed
    And I can act like an imbecile
    And say, we can dance, we can dance
    Everything’s out of control
    We can dance, we can dance
    They’re doing it from pole to pole
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody look at your hands
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody’s taking the chance
    Safety dance
    Oh well, the safety dance
    Ah yes, the safety dance
    We can dance if we want to
    We’ve got all your life and mine
    As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
    Everything’ll work out right
    I say, we can dance if we want to
    We can leave your friends behind
    Because your friends don’t dance
    And if they don’t dance
    Well, they’re no friends of mine
    I say, we can dance, we can dance
    Everything’s out of control
    We can dance, we can dance
    We’re doing it from pole to pole
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody look at your hands
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody’s taking the chance
    Oh well, the safety dance
    Ah yes, the safety dance
    Oh well, the safety dance
    Oh well, the safety dance
    Oh yes, the safety dance
    Oh, the safety dance, yeah
    Well, it’s the safety dance
    It’s the safety dance
    Well, it’s the safety dance
    Well, it’s the safety dance
    Oh, it’s the safety dance
    Oh, it’s the safety dance

  2. E'Matty

    Ah sure, I think the Taliban had similar laws. Mind you, they only applied to women so at least we’re not discriminating based on gender with our version. The Taliban and NPHET also share a common view of alcohol consumption, as it happens…good times…

      1. Daisy Chainsaw

        Yeah, the whole nazi comparison backfired badly on them because the ratlicker behaviour was way more similar to the brownshirts – bullying, intimidation, violence etc than that of the Jews being persecuted and murdered.

        They’ve switched to calling everyone agin them the taliban now which, I suppose, would make them the post 9/11 Americans torturing prisoners in Gitmo.

  3. Nigel

    In fairness if everything about our modern dystopia could be defeated with a dance-off I’d be all for it.

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