78 thoughts on “Friday’s Papers

  1. Anne Unicorn

    All jokes aside but ABBA’s last major album was a masterpiece and a phenomenal commercial flop..
    I think it was called ‘Airport’.
    (I could be wrong)
    It was totally underrated.

    Welcome back ABBA
    We missed you.

    1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

      I fupping hate them, their return is just another sign Armageddon is nigh,

      1. Rosette of Sirius

        All I know is my weekend is gonna be ruined by this poo as it’ll be played nonstop from about half past Albariño o’clock.

        1. ian-oG

          You. You get it.

          Who in their right mind actually listened to Jason Byrne and thought ”you know what, that guy is funny!”. Who?

          Like seriously, seriously, he is about as funny as a terminal diagnosis for testicular cancer. Less even. Christ I absolutely cannot stand him, running around the stage shouting annoyingly like a spanner is not comedy, its running around the stage shouting annoyingly like a spanner. There are no hidden comedic undertones.

          Good God….

          1. GiggidyGoo

            Most stand-up comedians are like that. Most should be stood down.

            I quite enjoy Foil Arms and Hog though.

          2. Micko

            Ah now, I like Jason Byrne

            I’ve seen him twice over the years in Vicar st and on both occasions we were in the front row tables and he absolutely destroyed us taking the wee out of us.

            Very funny live. But maybe you have to be there.

            He is shockingly bad on the TV though. That comedy show they gave him a few years back was broootal.

            Saw Foil Arms & Hog for the first time live a while back. Very good too and very different of course.

  2. f_lawless

    https://t.me/robinmg/7963

    From ex-Pfizer vice president Mike Yeadon’s shared telegram channel earlier today. He foresees the ever expanding vaccine passport system incorporaing access to food, that is if we continue to comply. Food for thought!


    ‘.. If we comply, and permit VaxPass to regulate access to food, we are under totalitarian tyranny from which no escape is possible.
    To disengage afterwards means starvation.
    If you’re sceptical, run the thought experiment.

    I expect deliberate food shortages at some point because that gives the excuse for rationing. Then you can’t have a 3rd party food shop for you, because I predict a ration will be linked to a valid VaxPass.
    Not all at once. Just restrictions at the margin initially, to get us used to it.

    Do not comply with VaxPass.

    United non-compliance is all we have.
    I urge you to persuade others of the danger that is VaxPass regulated access to food, especially if rationing is introduced.

    Even if you think I’m wrong, please allow a little mental space to see if events match that trajectory or not.

    I ask because, if I am correct, and only later is this appreciated, it may be too late.

    On the other hand, if I’m wrong & you’ve prepared a little, it’s a pleasant upside!

    Best wishes
    Mike

    Dr Mike Yeadon’

    1. Formerly Known As @ireland.com

      “All governments suffered a technocratic coup d’etat at the same time last spring.”

      That makes perfect sense. I knew it. I thought there might be a deadly virus going around but it was a well-coordinated coup.

      Stop watching/reading Murdoch.

      I have a bridge for sale. Serious offers only please.

      1. SOQ

        What is not a conspiracy is the following-

        1. Israel has now one of the highest vaccination rates in the world.
        2. Israel has now one of the highest infection rates in the world.
        3. Israel’s vaccine passport system will now only recognise those who have had three injections.

        Anyone who has not had the booster will be refused services in the same way as someone who has had none- FACT.

    2. John

      Fascinating reading the constant anti-vaxxer garbage posts by F_Clueless and clickbaiter Bodgers SOQ puppet & Co. All repetitive inane and insane mutterings by the lot of you.

      It’s game over and you have lost, the vast majority of intelligent people accept and understand the medical need for vaccination and have ignored all of your obnoxious and downright stupid attempts to dangerously persuade them other wise.

      Your vacuous conspiracy poo is old hat and totally Donald Ducked, Cop yourselves on and stop being a public embarrassment.

      1. Micko

        Call people stupid – Check
        Say anti-vax – Check
        Mention Donald Trump – Chec… wait no. You said Donald Ducked.

        Aaaah Sorry John, so close. You’re not a winner I’m afraid.

        Join us tomorrow for more Zealot Bingo!

  3. Mojo Nixon

    This guy ?

    https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/health-coronavirus-vaccines-skeptic/

    “What gave the debunked claim credibility was that one of the petition’s co-authors, Michael Yeadon, wasn’t just any scientist. The 60-year-old is a former vice president of Pfizer, where he spent 16 years as an allergy and respiratory researcher. He later co-founded a biotech firm that the Swiss drugmaker Novartis purchased for at least $325 million.”

    $325 million, very nice. Is he a Big Pharma good or Big Pharma bad guy ?

    https://www.thejournal.ie/debunked-mike-yeadon-pfizer-covid-19-vaccines-5447489-May2021/

    He says a lot of things they aren’t necessarily true.

    By the way , that wonderful “treatment” for Covid, Ivermectin was developed by Merck who are… take a guess ?

    Taking 3 heaped teaspoons of Andrews Liver Salts will produce some similar results as taking Ivermectin from what I have read. However I’m not claiming that Andrews Liver Salts prevents or cures Covid, because I’m not a total gobdaw.

    1. chris

      Yet Reuters has a member of Phizer on it’s board. What would Mike Yeadon have to gain? He’s already independently wealthy. Is he trying to profit by whistleblowing? If you are so dismissive of his claims then you are going to have to point to a reason for him making them. Btw the Ivermectin patent has long since expired.

      1. Mojo Nixon

        He had no problem with Pfizer for 16 years. Are you sure he was independently wealthy ? Because 16 years there would add up to a lot of pay and share options allowing him to setup his own small pharma that he then sold to another big pharma ?

        And a correction. He wasn’t actually a VP for 16 years, he ran a division not related to vaccines. But suddenly after making his money, leaving setting up a different Pharma business and selling it on to a rival in the field, he is has started tilting at windmills.

        https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/michael-yeadon-vaccine-death/

        BTW. Ivermectin was still developed by big Pharma that you lot seem so concerned about. If the drug was still within patent, you’d be on here screaming about people being forced to take a deworming drug and big Pharma profiting from it. Get your ducks in a row ffs.

        1. SOQ

          Have you never asked yourself why it is that people like you are so quick to question the motives of those who are speaking up against this thing – some at risk of ruining their entire careers- yet you are so willing to blindly support pharmaceutical companies who have already been fined BILLIONS for fraud and corruption?

          I am all for exchange of opinions but seriously- at least have a bit of cop on.

          1. Cian

            Jeez, you’d think the pharmaceutical companies were 100% evil.

            Can you think of just one reason that people might support pharmaceutical companies?

          2. SOQ

            No you would think the dissenters were 100% evil the way some question their motives- complete double standards- and what’s worse is they don’t even know why they are doing it.

          3. Mojo Nixon

            Yet you have no problem posting bullpoo from a guy who has worked in said industry for 20 years ? Where the fupp was he when they were paying out BILLIONS for fraud and corruption, he had no problem taking their money then… but suddenly he is your Knight in Shining armour ?

            Care to comment on the DISPROVEN poo he has said ?

            I’ll tell you what, next year if we are in a Children of Men scenario, I’ll come on here and hold my hands up…. but you lot certainly won’t if there isn’t.

            You’ll have probably moved onto the Great Reset or some other bullshit.

            Cop on yourself.

            QAnon+1

            ( That fella(s) seems to have been very quiet… I wonder why ? )

  4. GiggidyGoo

    Housing minister terrified to debate housing with the Eoin O’Broin.
    https://mobile.twitter.com/Economicopoly/status/1433572948984664070
    “Darragh O’Brien admits the idea of debating Eoin Ó Broin ‘absolutely terrifies’ him, revealing he only agreed to appear on Prime Time after Miriam promised to lock Eoin in the green room during his interview.”

    Watching that last night, you could tell how nervous Darragh O’Brian was as he continually tried to stretch out waffle-riddled answers, tried to interrupt, and tried the usual distractions from answering.

    It took him what – 16 months to produce a brochure and his plan is going to solve the housing crises in 9 years?

          1. goldenbrown

            don’t either of yiz worry about this

            I’m pleased to report that sausagefingers will get his opportunity to bluster and talk over

            Mary Wilson on R1 has our backs, teed this up for us very nicely, just now

          2. Bitnboxy

            I am by no means a Shinner and some of them make my skin crawl (David ‘Up the Ra’ Cullinane) and they have some utter liabilities in the ranks (Violet Anne Wynne) but Eoin O’Brion, like Mary Lou, is a very competent, effective communicator and media performer. I don’t think one has to be the most perceptive of observers not to have noticed that Darragh O’Brien is not at all keen on debates with O’Brion and appears to have built an entire strategy on avoiding this eventuality.

          3. GiggidyGoo

            Yes Cian – and you tried to divert from the point of my original post. Your four D’s are laid bare on a daily basis now.
            Try harder.

          4. Cian

            @GiggidyGoo
            Your first post was from a SATIRE account;

            when I pointed that out you sent a post from a Sinn Fein account.

            Now, go away pigeon.

          5. GiggidyGoo

            @Cian. “Housing Minister terrified….” plus a comedy link, plus some facts, and all you can come up with is….?
            a Lame duck response. Now paddle along quackly.

      1. Otis Blue

        True, but it’s a decent summary nonetheless and it shows that every time Coveney tries to defuse the issue he makes it worse. Whatever the truth of the matter, international scrutiny of the issue is not a great look for the Minister for Foreign Affairs and the Minister for Defence.

    1. GiggidyGoo

      The thing is.

      If he has a problem having his phone hacked, then it doesn’t matter whether he deletes his messages or not. If the phone is hacked, the messages will have been compromised immediately upon sending or receipt. His story is bull.

  5. V aka Frilly Keane

    ‘Merica is on the brink folks

    The reaction to the Supremes upholding the Texas ban on post 6 wk terminations is spiralling beyond their control
    even the US Senate’s
    Employers are now stepping in to protect their own employees who seek treatment
    and Women Worldwide have their backs

    Election Fraud claims are not just collapsing, they’re being bankrupted
    and now ‘Count Auditors’ financial affairs are being scattered out there like a lorry of ball barings has shed its load
    Septics don’t like white collar crime, give them their due like, so this isn’t going to end well for those lads calling around to voters in Maricopa County, and calling themselves count officials
    or Cyber Ninjas ⊙.☉

    Senior Trump Inc officials are now giving evidence to a NY Grand Jury, and they’re going back years
    and one thing about the NY AGs office there, they are hardcore financial crime prosecutors with zero tolerance for financial fraud, corruption and tax evasion

    But Jacob Chansley pleads guilty, but is looking for you “patience & Consideration”
    And politely requests ye don’t call him the Q Shamon anymore
    A plea deal btw, but damn sure it included a tell all to the FBI

    Meanwhile, a sacked State Chief of Vaccines, (paediatrician Michelle Fiscus, Tennessee) has filed big ticket federal defamation suit against State officials for – well you know

    Large parts of the country are drowning and getting washed away
    Biden has lost it altogether
    and his only international allies seem to be the Taliban

    or Boris

    ‘Merika is ( ̄﹃ ̄)

    but hey, bake offs back

    1. Nigel

      Interesting how all the dysfunction you describe is the result of right wing political ideology. Biden is definitely not doing anywhere near enough where he can, but you’re looking at the rise of an authoritarian theocracy who will embrace anti-facts as ideology, such as Trump won the election, covid is fake, vaccines are evil, climate cange is a fraud, women don’t deserve to have access to health care, black people not being able to vote should be normal, the party that represents the electoral minority deserves to rule, cities should be shit-holes by design, secure employment and a living wage is socialism, spending taxes on health care is slavery but spending vastly more on the military is God’s will, migrants and refugees are vermin, and a host of other beliefs so reprehensible they’re treated as jokes. If Biden doesn’t get his act together and pass some sort of sweeping voting rights bill, the US is fecked, and by extension the rest of the world is going to suffer.

      1. bisted

        …oh Nigel…no mirrors in your house…the world won’t suffer with an end of Yankee expansionism…six of one and half dozen of the other…good riddance…

        1. Nigel

          Oh bisted. Expansionism, imperialism, militarism and authoritarianism all come in more flavours than ‘Yankee,’ and think of all the people in the US who deserve better you’re consigning to the hellscape.

        2. Junkface

          Anyone who does not see faults on both sides of the political divide in the US culture wars is living in a bubble. Traditional left wing people sit with their jaws on the floor as they watch straight up authoritarianism take a hold on the left of society in a much worse way than the right ever did! If you actually believe in left wing politics, civil rights, the enlightenment, science, and freedom of speech you have to be able to critique your own side, The right wing used to be the censors and wannabe authoritarians, like McCarthyism in the 1950’s. We are now way beyond that and the heavy bias in all media towards corporate wokeism, upper class illiberialism is incredibly cynical. Same goes for crushing free speech, and freedom of expression. Working class people suffer the most as they have lost jobs or had careers ruined the most. 90 to 95% of all US college professors are (il)liberal, meaning only 5 to 10% are conservative. This is incredibly one sided and creates an unrealistic and false view of the world for students.

          This is also why Trump will win again in 2024. The US left have no one! Biden will be fully senile by 2024, Kamala Harris is a disaster of a politician. Picked only for her identity not on merit. How did that work out dems? Looming politrical disaster ahead.

          1. Nigel

            I am absolutely willing and able to critique my own side. I am not willing to join in attacking the fantasy version of my own side invented by the right and adopted by people like you because it is utter disngenuous bull. ‘Corporate wokeism’ is not left wing, any more then corporate greenwashing is environmentalism, it’s cynical PR. ‘Illiberalism’ has not caused working class people to lose jobs. Neoliberalism, maybe. (Ronald Reagan and George W Bush, definitely.) I don’t know what you want to do about the political views of college professors other than performing some sort of political test on them on hiring, which seems counter to the general thrust of your rant. Perhaps a survey of the liberal/conservative divide in corporate boardrooms would also be appropriate, just to make sure they’re not imbalanced in the other direction?

          2. Junkface

            Ha ha ha! I knew you would reply with something like that Nigel. You are wokeism / tribalism patient zero. An ever larger list of left wing intellectuals of all races and nationalities express the horror of the stupidity and regressive thinking that has taken hold of society, mainly on the left.

            You continue to hold your fingers in your ears and scream about the right, who have little power in the media and arts.

            I hate most of the grifters and politics of the right wing, but they don’t have the same grip on the entire world, movie and media industry. They are not the authoritarians anymore.
            The left wing are more concerned about transwomen’s toilet rights than helping the poor, unemployed, or getting everybody reasonable health care.

          3. Nigel

            I always think it’s funny how you claim to revere difference of opinion but my different opinion on this matter brands me as an evil woke authoritarian tribalist, or whatever culture war slogans you’ve internalised from the right wing grifters you claim to hate.

            I’ll trade you having liberals in movies and media for right-wingers owning movies and media and having disproportionate political and economic power any day.

            It’s funny, because I would say the right are more concerned about policing trans women’s access to public toilets than about helping the poor, unemployed, or getting everybody reasonable health care.

          4. Junkface

            The right wing was never known to be very considerate of the poor or unemployed, or health care. That is a left wing position in politics. You know, the Labour party in the UK, the democrats in the USA, Sinn Fein in Ireland. What in God’s name are you talking about? You seem clueless.

          5. Nigel

            Bit rough on trans people to abandon them to the tender mercies of the right just because you don’t want them to call you ‘woke.’

          6. Junkface

            Jaysus. Do we help the majority of working society with core issues with regards to quality of life, housing and health, or abandon everything for the sake of 0.01% of the population and their public toilets/changing rooms options?

          7. Nigel

            Supporting minority rights is a traditional left wing stance if ever there was one I’m not really in favour of using broader political and social goals as excuses to stop just because right wingers have made you think it’s wrong.

      2. V aka Frilly Keane

        last year – and keep following up on events now
        I had a real good look into how ‘Mericka votes
        like, how citizens get on the electoral register,
        the infrastructure to cast their ballots
        and the count process

        It is utterly shambolic
        at all levels
        and in all constituencies, and whatever the jurisdiction being decided

        you might remember me mentioning chatting to an actual State Returning Officer (Iowa Paul Pate)

        When America gets that sorted
        Everything will follow on and get itself up right with the will of the majority

        tbh there is a case to be made with Biden’s trillions to fix potholes and bridges bill
        that they reinvest in their Election Apparatus

        And by the way the FEC is rotten – beyond belief
        found myself really fecked off that ‘Patiots’ would be so caught up in Q and MAGA and Trump
        and not face into the real corruption in American Elections

        It is not a democracy for all
        and that’s for sure

        buy hey, have some horse wormer

    2. Bitnboxy

      It’s all mad but in a very dark dystopian kind of way. The inaction of Scotus – overturning Roe and 50 years of precedent without even hearing a case, the sanctioning of abortion “bounty hunters”, the crime of having an abortion after being raped is now likely greater than the sentence the rapist will get. Who will bear the brunt of the loving pro-life embrace? The very poor and the very desperate.

      The cuddly folks at Grift (Youth Defence) Media, David Quinn and the abortion obsessives at the Iona “Institute” are having a collective orgasm. Quinn in particular is drooling at the potential now to roll back all progress without a messy court challenge.

      1. Bitnboxy

        The jaw-dropping Scotus majority decision to effectively green light the macabre Texas “law” just shows the extent to which Trumpian madness has now infiltrated vast swathes of the US and its institutions. You can almost hear the laughter from the Kremlin and Beijing.

        1. Nigel

          It’s not Trumpism, or rather he’s just the current avatar energising and enabling it. Asinine people who think they’re clever love to blame Trump on ‘liberal identity politics’ while ignoring terrifying trends in US right-wing conservatism that go back to the Civil War.

          1. V aka Frilly Keane

            well its the evolution of activism and people power
            Marches aren’t all just about workers rights, voters rights, walking 100s of miles
            sit ins, lock ins and boycotts
            even Picket lines aren’t upheld anymore

            Issues are isolated out more, hashtagged individually and given a very narrow identity
            that is the price of Diversity I suppose

            Identity activism

            and identity activism creates division

            people that would traditionally all be on the same side
            fighting for the same rights, social issues
            get ‘cancelled’ – pick any one of the raging noise glinner gets himself tagged into

            I’ve been a cooperator all my life
            So I know where I am on anything

            and personally
            I think the answers to all our problems
            particularly in Ireland
            Housing Healthcare Education Equality Sustainability

            are in the Cooperative Principles

            all that Liberal Idenity slagging off from Trump and his messes
            all began with catchphrases

            Catchphrases
            and none of them looked or thought any further than
            the catchphrase

            America dumbed itself down
            and then ran a Presidential Election Trump v Biden

            It made its own bed
            nothing to do with deep state, cabals, billionaires injecting mindcontrol chips,
            They did all this to themselves

          2. Nigel

            See? Clever people still think Trump was a result of liberal identity politics and liberals being mean to Trump supporters. It’s ridiculous. Trump supporters, and right wing US conservatives before Trump – remember the Tea Party? – never needed anyone to be mean to them to feel aggrieved and entitled, they literally make stuff up all the time about liberals and Democrats and gay people and trans people and immigrants and feminists. You can’t send ammo to an ammo factory. The US right always made their own ammo in far more quantities than liberal identity politics could ever supply. Besides, blaming liberal identity politics is just a coded way of referring to right-wing racism and misogyny and homo- and trans- phobia without being so gauche as to admit they actually exist or are pose serious social and political problem.

      2. Nigel

        People who oppose covid measures, climate change measures, trans rights, abortion rights – all the thin end of the wedge for this kind of right-wing extremism. I’m not saying they’ll ever be anything more than a crank minority here, but they’re loud cranks, there can be a LOT of money behind them and the media often feel obliged to treat their opinions as worthy of serious consideration, so as in the US, an extremist right-wing minority can completely warp a society into a weird and horrible shape.

  6. GiggidyGoo

    That’s some staged pic of the four boyos in the times comparing the stories in the current edition of the comics.

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