‘Families must be light-hearted, enthusiastic and easy going, with a willingness to make fun of one another while also supporting each other through Christmas challenges.’
FIGHT!
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‘Families must be light-hearted, enthusiastic and easy going, with a willingness to make fun of one another while also supporting each other through Christmas challenges.’
FIGHT!
flings Monopoly board across the room
Flings sibling across room.
+ siblings
Frank Costanza has the right idea…
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“I got a lot of problems with you people and now… you’re gonna hear about it.”
Started re-watching Seinfeld recently.
George and his Dad are superb characters. Superb !
I chuckle even thinking or reading a reference to either of them.
Serenity now !
+”seven”
In hindsight you can really see the larry david in George.
+1
(passes “Go” collects €200)
“Families must be light-hearted, enthusiastic and easy going, with a willingness to make fun of one another while also supporting each other through Christmas challenges”
That sounds like a clear description of the ‘family’ of commenters on Broadsheet!
Hmm.
It’s time Waddingtons(?) brought Monopoly up to date:
Little red houses can be subdivided into individual units.
Big green hotels can be let as student accommodation.
Utilities can be sold off to private investors.
Going to jail will be replaced by suspended sentences, or a contribution to the poor box.
they absolutely need to change the cards:
‘you have been mugged by a heroin addict while at the atm. give €100 to each player’.
‘you have received your LPT and NPPR bills. you owe the bank €1,000.
‘the OMC of your apartment block has reported that the block requires essential fires safety upgrades. you must pay a further €3,500 to the bank’
Ha, we could be on to something here.
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…the box is empty, except for a complaint form. ;-)
In the speil, they say ‘adulting’ is hard:
I didn’t have the needing for them to aware me of this.
Looking for dimwits who will be provided with cast offs, scraps and generally useless knickknacks who can take the place of properly paid professionals for our moronic idea for yet another reality television show.
Highlights include:
Creative Editing to make you look stupid.
Not so creative editing to accurately show how stupid you actually are to volunteer in the first place.
Close ups of your snotty nose/fat arse/muffin top to provide sneeringly smug entertainment for our equally cruel, spiteful and stupid expected audience.
Apply now!
;)