lads, never get a breakfast roll past 10am from centra – the sausages look as dry and shriveled as a geriatric’s mickey.
Paulus
A simile that will stay with me for the day.
Fergalito
Geriatric testicles or “hanging balls” as they’re called is something all males who live to a certain age have to look forward to. Enjoy their being tucked under your wang while you can …..
scottser
if i could see mine over my belly, i’m sure i’d care more..
Janet, dreams of an alternate universe
even shriveled Mickies need love
Pat
They can feck off
GiggidyGoo
Back to Stillorgan
Fergalito
Je m’appelle Michel Shrivel …
Paulus
Ah Ferg, didja not have time to develop that into a limerick?
Fergalito
Too busy for larking about today Paulus…
Large order of letters into the warehouse, traffic has been consonant. That said I’ve tried my best..
When I’m old and me nadgers distended
With herself for the craic I’ll pretend it’s
“Je m’appelle Monsieur Shrivel
Mais pour tú c’est Michel!”
Aren’t me pendulous balls simply splendid?
Paulus
Ah fair play: Gotta go now before the rowdies set up camp for the weekend.
Janet, dreams of an alternate universe
Bravo !
Jonsmoke
I was told by my 12 year old son yesterday that a jiffy is a measurement of how long light takes to travel a distance of one femtometre (which is a millionth of a millionth of a millimetre).
Ya gotta love science week!
Cian
A shake is an informal metric unit of time equal to 10 nanoseconds, or 10−8 seconds.
The word comes from the expression “two shakes of a lamb’s tail”, which indicates a very short time interval.
Paulus
But I’ve found that even regular, standardised units of time can vary greatly:
‘I will in a minute’ for example.
break a leg
lads, never get a breakfast roll past 10am from centra – the sausages look as dry and shriveled as a geriatric’s mickey.
A simile that will stay with me for the day.
Geriatric testicles or “hanging balls” as they’re called is something all males who live to a certain age have to look forward to. Enjoy their being tucked under your wang while you can …..
if i could see mine over my belly, i’m sure i’d care more..
even shriveled Mickies need love
They can feck off
Back to Stillorgan
Je m’appelle Michel Shrivel …
Ah Ferg, didja not have time to develop that into a limerick?
Too busy for larking about today Paulus…
Large order of letters into the warehouse, traffic has been consonant. That said I’ve tried my best..
When I’m old and me nadgers distended
With herself for the craic I’ll pretend it’s
“Je m’appelle Monsieur Shrivel
Mais pour tú c’est Michel!”
Aren’t me pendulous balls simply splendid?
Ah fair play: Gotta go now before the rowdies set up camp for the weekend.
Bravo !
I was told by my 12 year old son yesterday that a jiffy is a measurement of how long light takes to travel a distance of one femtometre (which is a millionth of a millionth of a millimetre).
Ya gotta love science week!
A shake is an informal metric unit of time equal to 10 nanoseconds, or 10−8 seconds.
The word comes from the expression “two shakes of a lamb’s tail”, which indicates a very short time interval.
But I’ve found that even regular, standardised units of time can vary greatly:
‘I will in a minute’ for example.
when my partner says that he means never
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