Sorry for the sporadic postage the last hour.

Some gnarly technical difficulties.

Back very shortly. Thanks for your patience.

Bodger’s already pungently whiffy wi-fi has finally ceased to be.

To the internet café.

Back in before you know it.

Back before you know it.

A choon?

Back before you know it.

Choon?

Back in a ‘jiffy’.

Plus a ‘nip down’ to the Spar.

Back before you know it.

A choon?

Plus much-needed Centra run.

Back before you know it.

A choon?

Plus a Spar run.

‘Two Magnums, a Solero and a choc ice if they have them’

Back in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.

A choon?

Back before you know it.

Some choonage?