grrr
look at him
just. look. at. him.
making his own decision to go into the water like that
acting like some kind of adult with choices
is he so blind? can he not see it’s just too dangerous??
why is he not staying safe like the rest of us units?
just selfishly endangering everything with his irresponsibility and ideas maybe inadvertently causing one of us to call 999 and insist he’s in danger leading to an unnecessary risky and expensive callout of the rescue services
kill him, kill him now
gah I just can’t even ugh
etc.
Jerr
He really is a willy
scottser
did you hear about the dyslexic occultist?
he sold his sold to santa.
*gets toysack
goldenbrown
“its a cracker”
Paulus
At least he’s brought his defibrillator.
Jerr
Maybe it’s norris
Lilly
At least his hat is in season now. He wears it all year round.
johnny
..his blubber and fat negates the need for a wet suit,what an absolute picture of ill health, with rolls of fat acting as his flotation device.
Bodger
Be careful, johnnny, he has a list.
johnny
…maybe one his elves or his little creepy friend’s will build him a mirror,oh no,i wont get sit on his lap….feel his fat and blubber…or maybe he has a surprise for lil johnny in his pocket.. https://www.mirror.co/
Janet, dreams of an alternate universe
maybe he has a mirror in his pocket for johnny that shows him his dark dark unkind soul
Janet, dreams of an alternate universe
feck off johnny
goldenbrown
jesus johnny what’s the story like? are you mad?
it’s santa ffs
you can’t say things like that against santa
he sees everything, hears everything
that’s crazy talk
well, enjoy the lump of coal I suppose is all I can say really
(though you probably won’t even get one of those nowadays as it’s cancelled, wha)
johnny
…yeah,looks like he ate all the presents,again hated him since childhood,load of consumer rubbish,buy more,eat more,drink more,spend more,more…gluttony is a sin too….MORE
Papi
You know he’s not real, right? You do know that, yes?
grrr
look at him
just. look. at. him.
making his own decision to go into the water like that
acting like some kind of adult with choices
is he so blind? can he not see it’s just too dangerous??
why is he not staying safe like the rest of us units?
just selfishly endangering everything with his irresponsibility and ideas maybe inadvertently causing one of us to call 999 and insist he’s in danger leading to an unnecessary risky and expensive callout of the rescue services
kill him, kill him now
gah I just can’t even ugh
etc.
He really is a willy
did you hear about the dyslexic occultist?
he sold his sold to santa.
*gets toysack
“its a cracker”
At least he’s brought his defibrillator.
Maybe it’s norris
At least his hat is in season now. He wears it all year round.
..his blubber and fat negates the need for a wet suit,what an absolute picture of ill health, with rolls of fat acting as his flotation device.
Be careful, johnnny, he has a list.
…maybe one his elves or his little creepy friend’s will build him a mirror,oh no,i wont get sit on his lap….feel his fat and blubber…or maybe he has a surprise for lil johnny in his pocket..
https://www.mirror.co/
maybe he has a mirror in his pocket for johnny that shows him his dark dark unkind soul
feck off johnny
jesus johnny what’s the story like? are you mad?
it’s santa ffs
you can’t say things like that against santa
he sees everything, hears everything
that’s crazy talk
well, enjoy the lump of coal I suppose is all I can say really
(though you probably won’t even get one of those nowadays as it’s cancelled, wha)
…yeah,looks like he ate all the presents,again hated him since childhood,load of consumer rubbish,buy more,eat more,drink more,spend more,more…gluttony is a sin too….MORE
You know he’s not real, right? You do know that, yes?
More tobacco, johnny.
what do you mean he’s not real?
OOpsy.