26 thoughts on “St. Stephen’s Day’s Papers

    1. Tarfton Clax

      Pint bottle of Cider in a big glass of ice. Drink slowly. Two nurophen. Toast. Then follow up with a Fry up. Mug of tea.

      1. Tom J

        I’ve taken two nurofen, had some toast, a fry up and a big mug of tea.
        I’m now on my fifth bottle of cider. Cheers.

  1. Fergalito

    Back to the bed with fluids to hand, big poo and then a shower with an optional return to the bed followed by a tipple which must be sipped and not slugged.

    Toast essential to the healing process. Plenty of butter.

    Parcetemol optional.

  2. Janet, dreams of sleep

    remove batteries from all children’s toys
    fry eggs, eat them in bed with a can of coke
    long shower

        1. Janet, dreams of sleep

          Haha, it may have been typed while suffering,
          our electric went and the chef may have had too much wine waiting for it to come back on while her dinner slowly ruined mid cook

  3. Herr Coach (formerly Buzz Eireann, formerly Hughie Luas)

    Imelda May recommends an appearance on the Late Late Show.

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