‘sup?
This morning.
Via Ken Foxe (!) in the irish Examiner:
Leinster House was urged to keep the windows of its offices closed at night because of a rogue fox that had urinated in the neighbouring Department of the Taoiseach.
Exterminator reports said that foxes were coming to feed on food debris from skips in an area called the Fisheries Yard of the Oireachtas buildings. A “strong smell” of fox urine was noted at the site with advice given for the skips to be tightly closed off and for the area to be thoroughly washed down.
The inspection report said it was especially important that all windows would be kept shut in the evening as this “presented easy access for unwanted pests”. “A fox was noted in a neighbouring property [Government Buildings] only recently and urinated all over an office,” it said.
fair fox to it.
Must be an improvement on the smell of BS from Leo, Mehole and remains of Bertie Ahole.
Exclusive! Fox pees near Government buildings. Story at 11.
World Class Journalism.
Jesus, we’re really screwed aren’t we? Like, we’re really really in trouble.
The end won’t be for all.
Honestly, I really can’t fathom how a professional news outlet like the Irish Examiner published this.
Have we gone completely mad as a society?
An actual bonafide human person was paid actual money to write an article about an animal urinating.
What would our ancestors think of us?
Anyway, In other news, my little b”@Oxs of a cat won’t stop farting.
Here’s Tom with the weather…
Substack is a blessing, subscribe to some writers for a dose of reality/sanity
https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/
Will check it out
Ta
Micko, betcha half their staffers are curled up on the sofa at home in their cosy WFH existence in front of the 65″ oled watching ‘flix
simultaneously with the laptop and smartphone
task switching between:
zoom call // malcolm in the middle rerun // chasing up that order off amazon that never showed // shower // think about what to get in for the dinner // zoom call // quick glance @Dailymail, Journal, IT, Guardian, Dublin Live lol, BBC, Reuters // yikes! write up some content for tomorrows front page // out to Tesco for the dinner bits // teams call (grr hate teams) // prep dinner // fire off couple of busy looking emails // walk the dog for an hour whilst participating on phone bridge // dinner on //
livin the WFH dream and managing those kpi’s
Heh heh
And sure why not GB!
Actually I see that Malcolm in the middle is on Disney now.
Class show.
Also, the older I get, the more attractive Lois gets… that Hal is one lucky guy.
Crap, did I say that out loud?
I think I’m turning into Craig!
Get the cat to bottle them and sell them on the web. Or sell them to your one yesterday for her to sell on as her own. :-)
lol exactly…world class
content publicationjournalismmeanwhile Russia Invades Kazakhstan
for the oul practice run like
and Muslim ladies are gang raped in Chinese camps
Now now Janet, don’t be mentioning stuff like that, it makes certain people with Chinese investment portfolios very anxious.
>:(
Fox News!
Well done that Fox!
Martin obviously did it himself. Probably just too lazy and had a slash behind the curtains after a couple of jars at lunchtime. We’ve all done it. It’s no big deal.
Someone comes into the office and are like “what’s that smell?”
and you’re like “oh a fox got in and did a piss all over the place last night. Feckin foxes wha?”
and they’re like “oh right, the piss foxes…. again…. I see”
A feeling of succession came over him..
I betcha that when Martin pees standing up, he drops his trousers all the way down.
Like Butters in South Park ;-)
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/bSGaV
It would be a really political story if a homeless man successfully intruded into the Department of the Taoiseach and deposited a calling card on the floor.
The legacy of Bertie Ahole.
Only one¿?
Shur there has to be a reasonable sized Fox pop
◑﹏◐ ‘ulation around D2 in fairness
Stephen’s Green plus the Squares, Fitz and Merrion on their own must house a few colonies of Foxes
TBH
I reckon there’s all sorts of local wildlife in the place
Mice, Squirrels, Rats, Bats and Birdies
Look Viveca, A …