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This morning.
Finish your journalism course.
Lift weights.
Plot your route to power, naked in a darkened room with Wagner on repeat
Fill Simon’s day, anyone?
Simon Harris ‘feeling a bit rotten’ with positive test for Covid-19 (BreakingNews)
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“Why am I using Bing…?”
More importantly I see that 7,723 people like Simons post.
I’m going to assume they all want him dead.
…,in your dark junk food fueled word view,no chance any are supportive,go grab the day by the testes tiger,aghhhh
I really enjoy talking to you Johnny.
Makes me feel like Bradley Cooper in that film ‘Limitless.’
:p
Duckduckgo is out of favour now it appears- Brave is new thing. From what I can gather, it is the only one that now does not use google’s indexing?
I’ve just switched over in a virtual machine so the comparisons will be interesting.
Limitless indeed,your words on news he’s unwell.
…. I’m going to assume they all want him dead….
Given your endless yank references ,,,,,,is that paddy for have a nice day ?
How was Mickey d’s this morning ah gwan you order more than the coffee,you do.,.you do don’t ya…..they all do.
Yes Johnny. And since we’re in imagination-land
I went to everyone’s favourite fast food establishment this morning and had 700 Krusty burgers followed by 20 Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages.
Actually, while I have you. You’re a big mover and shaker in New York right?
Do you think you could get a guy “to whack” Simon?
How about Johnny Tightlips?
wtf is wrong with going to McDonalds? You sound like a really ignorant snob Johnny, there you are stuffing yourself with rollies, while at the same time looking down your nose at what poor people tend to eat?
Tuppence ha’penny looking down on halfpence
…your totally right,i had forgotten Micko’s meager income,pity he’s not paid for his mouth,but for his ahem “intellect” or smarts,i do tend look down on people who frequent big international, fast food joints,but foget they may have no choice or limited education.
Yeah I hear that big gonad thing doesn’t write any checks.
Except maybe in San Fernando Valley
“ pity he’s not paid for his mouth”
Anyone with half a brain knows that almost EVERYONE is paid for their mouth.
Successful Communication – it’s the skill everyone needs. :)
Also, good to see you can use proper grammar when using your ‘The Laying Tactic” account Johnny.
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P.S it’s spelt “cheque” not “check” in this part of the world dumbo.
Dead giveaway.
Ah no it can’t be him, he’s not able for the punctuation.
Yea looks like you won’t be writing any checks anyway Micko
“Writing checks?” WTF?
:-0
You can’t use the same joke TWICE on Broadsheet!
We only like novel quips here
Just like our viruses…
Here’s Johny.
Wow – 7,838 likes now.
If we all threw in a fiver, we could make it happen.
We could hire “The Jackal”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_jHZ5BCDU
Just saying…
id say a few folks would do it free of charge
Look Micko, you are taking liberties, you’re not on Facebook or Instagram now where you can call for acts of violence on politicians!
Soz ;)
mea culpa
Only against the Russians Verbatim- against everyone else will still get you banned.
he’s not looking too healthy anyway, a veganesque pallor I’d call it
I not the freshest myself but he is only 36?
Then again, his appearance has always had that old man dowdiness about it
…always looks 8bit grayscale to me.
he could do with some Rob Cross treatment. ;-)
as dart practice ?
Lols… I see what you did there. :-D
The photo guy who is often on the sheet, he’s an expert in colourising washed out black n’ white photos and transparencies.
https://www.broadsheet.ie/tag/rob-cross/
:)
He has young kids I think, how are you looking yourself?
great ! top tip, do a face mask during the morning nap, join her for the afternoon nap, run when she’s down for the night ! Meal prep at the weekends so you don’t panic eat junk, don’t wear grey.
Do you run a Government department as well?
it’s not like he does
You could do one of those swapsies they do on the telly and see how yous get on
it wouldn’t be fair on him, my wee wan would own him
He’s suffering from entitleditis.
But yeah, I’m nearly 50 and while not exactly in the best shape of my life I still have more life to me than he does, looks like a reheat from the graveyard.
Haircut?
not a big coronavirus fan but this is class
He was lucky to avoid the first 18 Covids though wasn’t he..?
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/simon-harris-sorry-for-awful-boo-boo-about-18-viruses-before-covid-19-1.4235478
yea he’s a slippery little weasel. he’s behind the times tho, getting covid-19. sure we must be up to covid 30 odd or so by now
you could just go fupp yourself.
Why don’t YOU finish YOUR journalism course, ‘Bodger’*!
*if that is your real name
I completed my journalism course, The Laying Tactic (if that is your real name), and have the shoddy shorthand to prove it.
I thought it was a creative writing degree you had, no?
ha, shorthand, I’ve not heard of that in a while
How many words can you type per minute then?
I can sketch out 90 incomprehensible squiggles a minute, known as Teeline shorthand (not as pretty as its successor Pitman sadly). I type with two fingers and bang down on the keys at a furious pace believing it to be a typewriter. I even Tippex the screen.
Excellent
Incidentally Bodger, I saw Millie was asking about this as well
It seems to be youtube links specifically your link-checking bot doesn’t like
I tried to post Grace Jones – I’m not perfect (but I’m perfect for you) earlier but it didn’t take it at all
This needs sorting I’d say, as the iconic status of winning Nick’s esteem is at a very grave risk.
Very sorry. That bot has become sentient, politically woke and turns out to be a bit of a musical snob. I’ll sort it out. Open the pod bay doors please.
*tries to post Diana Ross – I’m Coming Out in hilarious response, fails miserably, again
Where is he working again? ‘away from home’?
I find a sneaky five-knuckler really burns a hole in the day
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Why did Harris feel the need to post a photo of his antigen test? Are the optics so bad for FG that he had prove his integrity because people can’t take his word for it?
Nope.
You just happen to be alive during the lovers of self age.
Shame on us all.
… is a lover of self a euphemism for narcissistic worm burping?
Nope.
Selfies, Facebook, Instagram etc.
Hahahahahaha BS, ‘worm burping’?
You lot would give Baldrick a run for his money!
They have eyes everywhere, Steph.
BB,
Wibble /”\
:)
The root of bitterness.