Conservative MP Neil Parish
This afternoon.
House of Commons, London, UK.
Via The Sun:
Neil Parish has been named as the Tory MP who allegedly watched porn in the House of Commons chamber.
A spokesperson for the Chief Whip said: “Having spoken to the Chief Whip this afternoon, Neil Parish MP is reporting himself to the Standards Committee of the House of Commons.
The veteran MP for Tiverton and Honiton has had the Conservative whipped removed after referring himself to Parliament’s watchdog…
Tory MP Neil Parish named as Parliament’s ‘porn-watcher’ and has whip withdrawn (The Sun)
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He looks like Neale Richmond.
So do you.
He is going to love dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with an apple in the mouth enjoying the whipping he will get from the chief whip
I can see him now hot and sweaty red in the face enjoying it
You’re showing him how to monetise his OnlyFans page?
Bet he loves a good auld whipping.
Order, Order, Harder, Faster…
headline made me guffaw – take a bow
+1
take a bow bodger
Blessings, Mr T!
Ta, eamonn!
Bollix, how can any website offer congrats when someone was watching porn in work. Well done Bodger. sexism at its best. Can you give more support for Trump?
All in favour say “Aye”
… or and alternative could be ‘Oink, Oink’
A classic for the ages
Spectacular work, B.
“…Parish gave an interview with GB News earlier this week, in which he was asked about allegations of a Conservative MP watching pornography. “I think the whips’ office will do a thorough investigation and we will wait and see that result and from that, then the decision will have to be made what action will be taken,” he said. Pressed on whether there was a problem with the culture at Westminster, Parish said, “We’ve got some 650 members of parliament in what is a very intense area. You are going to get people who step over the line.” He added: “It does have to be dealt with and dealt with seriously.”…”
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/29/tory-mp-neil-parish-faces-investigation-over-claims-of-watching-pornography-in-commons
“Here is Mr Parish earlier this week telling us that he hopes they catch the offender! Like the murderer that appears at the police missing persons press conference…”
https://twitter.com/nazirafzal/status/1520056784194523137
Mr. Parish opposed same sex marriage because “this should be for the Church and Christians to decide, not for parliament to legislate.”
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRhgGNmXsAMtPUJ?format=png&name=small
You have to hand it to him
What did he do that was so wrong?
Despicable witch hunt
More to the point- what site was he watching that wasn’t blocked on the HP wiffy?
It’s probably on the HoP Intranet.
Oh ffs, don’t tell me you apologists are going to apologise for him. watching porn in the work place is acceptable to you. You really are pathetic, sextist pigs.
How do you know what porn genre it was?
Were you starring in it perchance?
Will the Chief Whip get involved ?
Good man. let’s support d head male viewing porn in the work place in front of women. are you for real. What the eff is wrong with you and your aliases?
You don’t watch porn? Liar
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not be found out.
…at least it was two legs…not four…mustn’t have been to public school…
Great headline Bodger!
“I’m told Neil Parish has mentioned broadband in the Commons 58 times, mainly to decry the slow connection speeds…”
https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1520061953632350210
This interview has aged well….maybe Darren (“craftywank”) Grimes will have him on
https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1520051214964215812
will there be a reshuffle now?
A 5 knuckle reshuffle?
Or, just rearrangement of the furniture?
Neil Parish issues a statement:
https://twitter.com/neil_parish/status/1520080269591650307
You’d wonder why he bothered.
He referred himself of course!
Member of Parliament for Turnon and Horniton
Neil Parish suggests he opened porn video accidentally in the Commons
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/20105695.neil-parish-suggests-opened-porn-video-accidentally-commons/
People thought Parish was straight but it looks like he condom
Well-crafted headline there, Mr. B. Kudos.
By-election coming up in Tiverton and Honiton:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61284686
No happy ending for Neil Parish.
He admitted ‘accidentally’ watching porn once and deliberately another time in the Commons Chamber.
“…He said the first time was accidental after looking at tractors, but the second time was deliberate…”
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRmMat1WQAEA73W?format=jpg&name=900×900
Hope he didn’t forget to grease up his driveshaft
“An bhfaca tú mo Shéamuisin?”
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRmr2SnWQAEXy1V?format=jpg&name=large
Mr Parish should really know better,
And observe Common’s law to the letter.
Or is he the exception
Who gets an erection
By looking at pics of a Zetor.
Outstanding- here’s my effort
So Parish primed his pump
Commons ladies took the hump
Surprising as, looking down
He was merely ogling David Browns
But now he had to jump
It’s pretty ludicrous that a guy would lose his job for this
viewing porn in the workplace not a sackable matter?
No – only getting caught
And he didn’t really get caught – they had no real evidence. I suppose it was the way he handled it.
I’d say if he’d come out and said yes I didn’t really watch it but it was open in my phone that one day he would still be in situ. Instead he reacted in a totally ludicrous way like he didn’t believe it was happening
Hey Mad, do you think it’s acceptable to watch porn in a work place in front of women? Have you ever worked? Are you sexist? Your hero resigned. Can you comment? Are you too afraid? Will you disagree with his behaviour. if so, why not? Really simple question. Are you soq, cavan, bisted in disguise ie throw out sexist remarks and run away when you get called out
Can you answer my question – have you ever watched porn? I asked it over a day ago, you ran away and didn’t answer. Weirdo