39 thoughts on “Thursday’s Papers

        1. Ian - oG

          Speaking of sweaty nonces, where is Tuppence Tezza?

          Probably down his local Garda station explaining why he has been using the internet despite having no access to it being part of his parole instructions.

          Anyway, looking forward to his next fan fiction whereby he goes to a cricket match in his head and how he has had sex with an adult female.

          Marvellous ™

      1. Kin

        Well after all it’s their monarch
        Congrats queenie you served your people well and keep serving them

  1. Fearganainm

    Five dead, including gunman, in Tulsa shooting:

    https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/06/01/us/tulsa-shooting-oklahoma-news

    “Multiple people were shot and five people, including the gunman, were killed on Wednesday afternoon at a medical building in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the Tulsa police said. The assailant, who was armed with a rifle, was dead, according to Capt. Richard Meulenberg of the Tulsa Police Department, who said he was not sure if the police had shot him or if he had shot himself…”

    1. Broadbag

      I feel this could have been phrased better to assuage fears of the zombie apocalypse:

      ”The assailant, who was armed with a rifle, was dead, according to…”

  2. Gabby

    A salute to his majesty the president gallantly serving the nation at the Viceregal Lodge.

    1. Kin

      Ah well the lads are young enough
      Could this be a stream for Russian finance or just a sleepy day at the office

      1. stephen moran

        Long duration stocks fall when short term interest rates and bonds yields due to opportunity costs – i.e. jam today (dividends etc.) becomes preferable to a vague promise of marmalade at some ill defined future date – look at the relative performance of the tech dominated NASDAQ year to date – they have plenty of company.

  3. johnny

    bye,bye,Sheryl.

    “During Sheryl Sandberg’s 14-year tenure at Meta, the company’s social media platforms — Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp — devolved into cesspools of disinformation, racism, misogyny, violent conspiracy theories, and alt-right organizing,” said Angelo Carusone, president of progressive advocacy group Media Matters for America. “Sheryl Sandberg knew this was a problem, and — like CEO Mark Zuckerberg — she failed to act.”-Politico.

    …she knows her customers well.

    “We researched potential motivations behind George Soros’s criticism of Facebook in January 2018. Mr. Soros is a prominent investor and we looked into his investments and trading activity related to Facebook. That research was already underway when Sheryl sent an email asking if Mr. Soros had shorted Facebook’s stock. Sheryl never directed research on Freedom from Facebook. But as she said before she takes full responsibility for any activity that happened on her watch.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/30/everything-facebook-said-on-sheryl-sandberg-definers-since-nyt-report.html

    1. Hughie Luas

      Good fuppin’ riddance. Shame she can’t take the platforms and her glasses with her. Geebag.

    1. GiggidyGoo

      About time some sort of sentencing has happened. These locals won’t be very local when they get out.

  4. Fearganainm

    An Bord Pleanála director assigned herself Dermot Bannon-designed development in own neighbourhood:

    https://www.ontheditch.com/abp-director-assigned-herself-case/

    “An Bord Pleanála’s (ABP) director of planning assigned herself to a planning application in her own neighbourhood. Celebrity architect Dermot Bannon represented the applicants, who were ultimately successful in their appeal to have restrictions on their proposed development overturned. ABP employees are prohibited from dealing with files concerning their “own immediate neighbourhood”, according to its code of conduct. Director of planning Rachel Kenny’s decision to act as an inspector in this case – concerning a property less than a kilometre from her home – follows the earlier revelation that ABP board member Michelle Fagan voted on at least three applications in her Rathmines locale…”

  5. Fearganainm

    COVID ‘Truther’ who claims she’s on the lam spoke at a major conference

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7d5w4/dolores-cahill-covid

    “…The 51-year-old – best known for her involvement in encouraging a fellow sovereign citizen who had been hospitalised with COVID to leave hospital, leading to his death in September – also claimed in the video that she faces up to two years in prison if she is caught. But a review of the cases against her suggests Cahill is seriously exaggerating the threat she faces in Irish courts…”

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