John Moynes
For three years now,
John Moynes has beaten his brow,
Conjuring lyrical tricks,
In topical, daily ‘ricks,
But owing to family health issues he’s taking a short rest,
All at the ‘sheet wish him the very best
Chompsky
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All those of us who read John’s rhymes
Which tried chronicle our changing times
Do wish him the best
And a little bit of rest
So when he returns he’ll be in his primes
Here here
abso-fupping-lutely!
All the best, John. Hope all works out ok.
Good luck, John. Hope everything turns out ok.
I promise not to read limericks by anyone else until your return. Have a good Christmas.
Aw shucks! and I put such effort into that one… :)
Best of luck in these times John.
All the best lad.
Wishing you the best John
I’m worried when Chompsky arrives
And tries, how he does, -how he strives
But he can’t seem to see
(Like Moynsey and me)
Limericks, their lines come in FIVES.
Fives I said, not sixes. Never sixes.
Best wishes John
interestingly sestets have six lines, and can take a form similar to a limerick in their rhyme pattern…
A sestet is always preceded by an octave, and bears bugger-all relationship to the mighty limerick.
Don’t get me fookin’ started on bleedin’ poetry.
I get meself into a terrible fluster, and who knows what might happen?
And don’t worry Chompsky, I think I’m close to getting it.
That was a very good effort at bad poetry, and I couldn’t have done worse meself.
Six lines?
6 lines?
-What were you thinking Man?
-I’ve been reading it and re-reading it for hours now, in all the accents I can think of.
It still wont scan properly for me.
I demand my money back, instantly.
Thank you.
What exactly are the family health issues?
Goodness, you’re right! WE SHOULD ALL KNOW. It’s completely our business, after all. What else would you like to know about his private life? I’m sure the lads will work quickly to get that information to you.
PS hope your family member feels better, JM.
Delete this trolling scrotum. He’s always at it.
I was just wondering.
Stop being a tool.
All the best John.
Not to be confused with a strolling scrotum. The first sign you have a wandering testicle.
Good luck John. Thanks for your poetical endeavours.
Thanks for the limericks, and I hope John’s family health issues have a safe and good outcome.
May wellness be on the way Moynser.
your poems are brutal
that is indeed true
if you were my son
I`d have health issues too
Dick.
there was a man named Hank
who didn`t like for my flow
he can go to hell
his mum`s a skanky ho
More!
I`m sickofallthisbs
I`m keeping it cool
Hank`s mum has aids
his dad is a fool
Echoing the love and support of other devoted readers and hoping all is well very soon, John!
Best of luck to you.
good luck
All our best wishes are with you and your family at this time Moynesie. You know we love you, donch’ya?
Good luck, pal.
Good luck John. Hope all goes well
I read those limericks every day! Come back soon! (And get well soon family member).
+1
Sincerely sorry to note Johnny Moynes sick leave
But wtf BS. Family matters and heath matters no ones business only the Moynes’
And private and personal stuff is always off limits.
If yere that stuck for personal drama get Mick the Flavin to do another pic
Sorry Frilly, we felt it appropriate to explain some background as John hasn’t missed a limerick a day since he started ‘ricking on the site in 2011.
Fair dues to you and the rest of the BS team, Chompsky. Thanks for letting us know.
Fair’nuff
He’s one of yere own
However if Limerick a day didn’t appear I doubt I’d notice
Good luck John, hope all goes well. Come back soon.
All the best, hope it all works out ok
Hope all works out well, John.
I wrote this poem just to say
I’m thinking of you, John Moynesie, today
Though your meter is poor and your scansion erratic
You actually sort of get used to it after a while
x
+ 1ambic pentameter
I can’t stand the awful shite he does write.
That said, I hope him and his are alright.
To a poet who’s always seemed sound
Best wishes and thanks do abound
For his daily limericks
The reaction was mixed
But you’ll miss him when he’s not around
Best of luck John and to all of the Moynes clan.