‘sup?
Dean writes:
Having recently moved into a new home I spent today’s commute looking for a nice rug on DoneDeal. After an hour of browsing a bizarre pattern started to emerge. The recurring appearance of a shiny orange-faced man pouting lustfully. Judging from these images this guy’s selling me the kind of shagpile that may involves throwing my new house keys into a bowl….
Mmm.
Yikes!
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After hours by appointment. Purrrrrr.
Of course his name is Nigel.
Offering a night on the carpet tiles or he wants to get laid.
Ew.
Carpet knee anyone?
Creepy.
Maybe he’s a tog-meter. As in ‘this is how well this particular carpet buffs your forehead’. Can you think of a better metric?
I’ll take the top right.
He looks like a Thumb dipped in cooking oil.
And a complete Wan***
He or someone must read Broadsheet, he seems to have disappeared?