‘sup?

Dean writes:

Having recently moved into a new home I spent today’s commute looking for a nice rug on DoneDeal. After an hour of browsing a bizarre pattern started to emerge. The recurring appearance of a shiny orange-faced man pouting lustfully. Judging from these images this guy’s selling me the kind of shagpile that may  involves throwing my new house keys into a bowl….

Mmm.

Yikes!

Luxury Carpet Ltd (DoneDeal)