This morning
Ormonde Quay, Dublin 1
Pigeon and seagull fancier Wei Zhao says he feeds a flock of famished River Liffey-based birds with bread crumbs most mornings on his way to work.
They come over here charming our birds, etc.
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Michael O’Leary’s new job title.
The Chinese; a great bunch of lads.
Referencing that Father Ted gag anytime anybody Chinese is mentioned (is he even definitely Chinese?) is a bit racist
Famished? You are kidding. Beshoffs keeps them lads fat and full.
I once saw a lad throw half a bread roll to a seagull. The seagull caught it in his mouth and then swallowed it whole :-D
“Wei Zhao says feeds a flock”
Will you proof-read please instead of making me do it as I read?
Sorry Daddy, fixed now. Thank you
you should demand a refund
Thanks Daddy, fixed now. Sorry.
Hope he gets covered in splat
Seagulls should be out at sea – they’re inland making a nuisance because of muppets like this.
He should be arrested for animal cruelty
No, they shouldn’t. You need to learn more about “seagulls”.
I thought you weren’t supposed to feed bread to birds as it was bad for them?
it’s OK if you’re trying to kill them
You’re not. They’ll still eat it though.