‘Comes Fully Furnished’

48 thoughts on “‘Comes Fully Furnished’”

1. mildred st. meadowlark March 16, 2017 at 4:58 pm

   Hang on.

   What?
2. bertie blenkinsop March 16, 2017 at 4:59 pm

   And the 3 ladies in the window just in case you weren’t sure….
3. Gabby March 16, 2017 at 5:02 pm

   What kind of male dream will this house decor provoke?
4. MoyestWithExcitement March 16, 2017 at 5:03 pm

   This is gayer than that gay porn I watched.
   1. Biggins March 16, 2017 at 11:00 pm

      That was actually funny, when you’re funny you’re lovely :-)
5. Clampers Outside! March 16, 2017 at 5:07 pm

   Who spiked my coffee !

   That’s damn trippy Mr Whippy!
6. Brother Barnabas March 16, 2017 at 5:12 pm

   Just say Bertie and Mildred were going to run away together and start anew. I kind of think this would be appropriate.
   1. bertie blenkinsop March 16, 2017 at 5:13 pm

      I have an offer in on Gorse Hill but if that falls through….

      http://www.daft.ie/dublin/houses-for-sale/killiney/gorse-hill-vico-road-killiney-dublin-1398444/
      1. Brother Barnabas March 16, 2017 at 5:15 pm

         does it have a basement?
         1. bertie blenkinsop March 16, 2017 at 5:16 pm

            We call it the Fritzl suite.
            1. Brother Barnabas March 16, 2017 at 5:17 pm

               Ok, cool.

               Because you know I’m coming too, right? Mildred said it was all arranged.
            2. bertie blenkinsop March 16, 2017 at 5:18 pm

               She told me it was Mani. ;)
            3. Brother Barnabas March 16, 2017 at 5:24 pm

               Wouldn’t work.

               That would mean Clamper’s mother, too.

               And then that would mean Clampers out every weekend, which wouldmean Triumph des Willens on the home cinema every Saturday night. It’s only good the first few times.
            4. bertie blenkinsop March 16, 2017 at 5:31 pm

               Welcome back :)
7. Brother Barnabas March 16, 2017 at 5:15 pm

   WAA-HEY

   I’M OUT OF MODERATION!!!!
   1. Brother Barnabas March 16, 2017 at 5:16 pm

      instant gratification

      I’m not sure I can be trusted with this
      1. mildred st. meadowlark March 16, 2017 at 5:17 pm

         I’m surprised you’re not back in moderation again, actually.
         1. Brother Barnabas March 16, 2017 at 5:18 pm

            ouch
            1. mildred st. meadowlark March 16, 2017 at 5:19 pm

               ;p
            2. Brother Barnabas March 16, 2017 at 5:26 pm

               this is like being finally taken off the sex offender’s list

               feel so free
            3. Brother Barnabas March 16, 2017 at 5:26 pm

               oh you b@stards
            4. mildred st. meadowlark March 16, 2017 at 5:36 pm

               I laughed harder than I probably should’ve.
            5. Clampers Outside March 16, 2017 at 7:12 pm

               …out loud.. on the train! :)
            6. Starina March 16, 2017 at 6:07 pm

               your unbridled joy is heartening!
8. gringo March 16, 2017 at 5:16 pm

   At least theres a big high gate to keep them in.
9. Scundered March 16, 2017 at 5:17 pm

   I assume the owner is leaving as they haven’t slept in years?
10. bertie blenkinsop March 16, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    Jesus I just noticed the purple ceilings.
11. edalicious March 16, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    That’s going to take so many coats to paint over.
    1. mildred st. meadowlark March 16, 2017 at 5:37 pm

       That’s exactly what I thought.

       So much work to make it habitable for the sane.
    2. Spaghetti Hoop March 16, 2017 at 5:39 pm

       I don’t know. Some may like it…hot.
       1. mildred st. meadowlark March 16, 2017 at 5:40 pm

          I’ll bet the previous owner had a bit of a 7 year itch…
          1. edalicious March 16, 2017 at 6:01 pm

             Something something something, don’t bother to knock…
             1. Clampers Outside March 16, 2017 at 7:11 pm

                Why?…. O…. Henry’s Full House?
12. Nigel March 16, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    The sad thing is, he’s actually a fan of Jean Harlow.
13. Spaghetti Hoop March 16, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    This will go for an absolute song.
    HAAAPPY BEEEEEERTHDAY MISTER PPPPRESSSSSSIDENT…..
14. bertie blenkinsop March 16, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    And just down the road from the JFK Industrial Estate too ….
    1. Spaghetti Hoop March 16, 2017 at 5:46 pm

       It’s been relisted as CameLot 1.
       1. bertie blenkinsop March 16, 2017 at 7:33 pm

          You’re a genius:)
15. phil March 16, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    The Ad says

    – Pristine condition
    – Quirky decor throughout
    – Not overlooked to the rear
    – Within arm\’s reach of M50 Motorway
    – Viewing highly advised!

    So much there :-)
16. Starina March 16, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    i didn’t realise john waters lived here. (the good john waters. zzzzzzzzap!)
17. Junkface March 16, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    Jesus Christ! Even Liberace would think this is too over the top. May suit a blind tennant
18. mauriac March 16, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    crikey
    https://youtu.be/5iFrVmCZzWM
    1. bertie blenkinsop March 17, 2017 at 9:36 am

       Nailed it.
19. Custo March 16, 2017 at 6:53 pm

    That mirrored table by the end of the stairs is an accident waiting to happen.
20. Clampers Outside! March 16, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    It’s like, like, like…. a Loop The Loop had sexy time with a Wibbly Wobbly Wonder!
21. Sheik Yahbouti March 16, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    Myself and my beloved, Grace Slick, will pay whatever is asked (better do biz before we come down). MAGNIFICENT
    1. Brother Barnabas March 17, 2017 at 9:35 am

       haha
22. Lurkerette loner lies low long time. March 17, 2017 at 9:33 am

    Airhead B’n’B….might work.

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