An artist’s impression of interstellar asteroid`Oumuamua’
There’s something big coming this way
So astronomers, starting today
Are launching a race
To find out if Space
Has anything worthwhile to say
John Moynes
Pic via The Guardian
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Looks a lot like the baguette i got from the artisan bakery this morning. Was delicious actually. Had it with some nice olive oil and sea salt.
Looks like what you left in The Oval!
Well actually and I dont know if you are really asking or really want to know. If not, best to stop reading now. What I left in the Oval lacked substance of that sort I am afraid. When I am on a “date” I do tend to get a bit nervous.
That’s adorbs.
Peppermint tea before your dates will settle your tummy and bowels, tip from the top. Use two teabags.
Straight to teabagging.
Incredible.
Oh. I had to Google that one. Quite novel when you think about.
So according to the WWW, it is “the insertion of one man’s sack into another person’s mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.”
Do you practice this as a practical joke or sexual act?
I don’t have nuts.
I am sorry for your troubles.
It’s only a space zeppelin. Scientists have understood dirigible technology for over a century.
Oumuamua doop doobie doobie
Oumuamua doop doobie doop
Oumuamua doop doobie doobie, b’doobie, b’doobie, b’doobie doobie doop doop doobie doop.
*drops mic
Well spotted Murtels. It’s obviously the biggest spliff in the universe (poorly rolled to be fair) on its way to earth to bring peace to all.
I’m getting the message. Stone me my saviour.
War is over if you want it!