Charles Coyle, General Manager of Tayto Park, Ashbourne, County Meath

Now Tayto are quite keen that you
Won’t know how many died in their zoo
As the list of the dead
Might leave them in the red
So I’m guessing it’s more than a few

John Moynes

Rollingnews

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8 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. postmanpat

    That wooden roller-coaster is not good for the neck vertebrae. I had a splitting headache for hours afterwards. You have to use tokens instead of cash and you will have some left over that you cant use. I guess the management don’t trust the staff with cash. King crisps are nicer anyway and at least buying them doesn’t contribute to the mistreatment of animals. Who do they think they are gagging the release of the number animal deaths?

        1. Boj

          I haven’t seen the ‘luxury’ blue bags of King for a while, they were THE best cheese & onion crisps on the planet. Are they still out there? Ask a Broadsheet Reader maybe????

          1. Simplelife

            Some of the best and ‘honkiest’ C&O crisps are manhattan (the popcorn guys) ones. Theyre in a black bag and you will lick the bag when theyre all gone!

  2. Simplelife

    All made by the giant Largo foods in Meath… as are hunky dory’s and the discount german retailer version, okie dokies….

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