Did you know that a Dublin 8 swan can (and has) decapitate a man with a single swipe of its wing.
Ollie Cromwell
Attention Dub Spot.
Swan Alert.
DEFCON ONE !
Deploy SWAT team ( Swans Which Are Targets )
Incoming.
Ollie Cromwell
Pretty as a picture.
A veritable Swan Vista.
GiggidyGoo
If we got them all hi viz gear and sent them out to protest could we call them Swan Vestas?
Ollie Cromwell
Our resident swan eggspert Dub Spot told me their little offspring like to swim around in circles one behind each other.
Like a cygnet ring.
Giggidygoo
Hah
Otis Blue
I’m imagining them wearing parkas, listening to the Small Faces and riding around on scooters.
Swan Vespas
Spaghetti Hoop
Great headline, Bodger.
Wonder what the swan-gull relationship is like these days given the increased scumbaggery of the latter. Bit of a gull-frenzy on Kevin St. this morning over someone’s discarded chips. I know they’re not threatening a species or anything, so we can’t cull ’em. Awful craters though.
rotide
I need a reference check on the headline
Spaghetti Hoop
‘The trees are in their autumn beauty,
The woodland paths are dry,
Under the October twilight the water
Mirrors a still sky;
Upon the brimming water among the stones
Are nine-and-fifty Swans.’
from The Wild Swans at Coole, William Butler Yeats.
rotide
I am such an uneducated Oik.
Cheers. Top headline.
GiggidyGoo
I thought it was those lads from Wexford. Dancing at the crossroads and all that.
Dermie
Looks like Portobello, no?
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Yup. Dublin 8.
edalicious
South Richmond Street and Portobello House on the corner there in front of the lock are both Dublin 2 so if you were being reeeeaaally pedantic, it could be considered D2.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Really? I did not know that. I presumed that the Portobello block marked the start of D8.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
The paths around there are slick with swan poo. SO MUCH OF IT.
They appear to poo where they sleep.
More proof that they’re DICKS.
Otis Blue
Ok, Small Faeces then.
RuilleBuille
That swan looks like he has a Cob on!
GiggidyGoo
Swan for everyone in the audience.
Starina
Not reported: These are the last images seen by the photographer, whose corpse was found trampled by swan feet beside his camera.
Paulus
Ye know, when yez all behave yerselves; yez can actually be very funny!
Nigel
Swans backward is Snaws.
Starina
me want snoo-snoo
any gardener
Through half closed eyes the last one looks like he’s holding a pint of Guinness with his deformed little swan arm
Did you know that a Dublin 8 swan can (and has) decapitate a man with a single swipe of its wing.
Attention Dub Spot.
Swan Alert.
DEFCON ONE !
Deploy SWAT team ( Swans Which Are Targets )
Incoming.
Pretty as a picture.
A veritable Swan Vista.
If we got them all hi viz gear and sent them out to protest could we call them Swan Vestas?
Our resident swan eggspert Dub Spot told me their little offspring like to swim around in circles one behind each other.
Like a cygnet ring.
Hah
I’m imagining them wearing parkas, listening to the Small Faces and riding around on scooters.
Swan Vespas
Great headline, Bodger.
Wonder what the swan-gull relationship is like these days given the increased scumbaggery of the latter. Bit of a gull-frenzy on Kevin St. this morning over someone’s discarded chips. I know they’re not threatening a species or anything, so we can’t cull ’em. Awful craters though.
I need a reference check on the headline
‘The trees are in their autumn beauty,
The woodland paths are dry,
Under the October twilight the water
Mirrors a still sky;
Upon the brimming water among the stones
Are nine-and-fifty Swans.’
from The Wild Swans at Coole, William Butler Yeats.
I am such an uneducated Oik.
Cheers. Top headline.
I thought it was those lads from Wexford. Dancing at the crossroads and all that.
Looks like Portobello, no?
Yup. Dublin 8.
South Richmond Street and Portobello House on the corner there in front of the lock are both Dublin 2 so if you were being reeeeaaally pedantic, it could be considered D2.
Really? I did not know that. I presumed that the Portobello block marked the start of D8.
The paths around there are slick with swan poo. SO MUCH OF IT.
They appear to poo where they sleep.
More proof that they’re DICKS.
Ok, Small Faeces then.
That swan looks like he has a Cob on!
Swan for everyone in the audience.
Not reported: These are the last images seen by the photographer, whose corpse was found trampled by swan feet beside his camera.
Ye know, when yez all behave yerselves; yez can actually be very funny!
Swans backward is Snaws.
me want snoo-snoo
Through half closed eyes the last one looks like he’s holding a pint of Guinness with his deformed little swan arm
They really are visions when antagonized