Operators of the national lottery are seeking regulatory approval to end the marathon winnerless rollover period
Play Lotto and you could be in
With a very small chance of a win
But no one since June
Has done this. So soon
They’ll be changing the rules of the spin
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When discussing the case of the Lotto
I’ve been saying in a voce not sotto*
That the odds are so slim
It’s a tax on the dim
So avoid at all costs is my motto
*ERR. Exceptional Rhyme Requirement!
not a truer word spoken
It’s a tax on the dirt
The lowly, the hurt
The brow-beaten,
The cheap cut-eatin’
It’s just not worth
with six numbers to choose from 47, there are about 10.7 million different ways to fill out a lottery ticket
The odds are brutal but it was usually won , once or twice a month. By people like YOU.
If you are not in you can’t win.
In where Tom?
In a pickle, a jam, a ham sandwich?
yer ma
Yer oul wan’s on the game
presbyterians don’t play games
the irish hospitals sweepstake?
@uh oh, in telly tubby land.
@uh oh, which one is you,
https://youtu.be/j6p2MoVtt8o
this one Tom, I’m the Count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMp0SlkVU8w
@uh oh, you’ve misspelled it, you need to take out the (o)
Tom, that’s just obnoxious, behave yourself please or Giggigy will be after ya
Who?
Expel this Moynes lad from the Labourious Party immediately.