Gulp.

Sweary.

Earlier: New Balls

Meanwhile…

This guy.

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16 thoughts on “Clown Under

  1. SOQ

    It’s like some sort of mental block these people have- even on here.

    They accept the vaccines won’t stop you getting it and won’t stop you giving it and then in the next sentence accuse you of being selfish for making a personal decision not to. Given what we know now, why should anyone care is someone else has it or not?

    It is like that act of compliance has become more important than anything else- most bizarre.

    1. ken m

      it won’t stop you getting it but it will
      – increase your chances of not getting it
      -increase your chances of catching a mild version
      – reduce the chance of you spreading it onto someone else
      – reduce the chance of the person you pass it too getting a severe version.

      is it really that hard to understand?

      1. K.Cavan

        No, ken m, you are completely, utterly & totally incorrect but I know why & I will now tell you. You haven’t got the foggiest notion what you’re talking about.
        You’re welcome.

    2. K.Cavan

      You’re right, SOQ, what’s more, you know you are. It’s about the ritual act of Compliance. Any old crap the government came up with now would be followed to the letter, then the Compliant, as you see here, repeatedly, start doing crazy solo runs, inventing rationales that even the government haven’t been crazy enough to suggest.
      I do sometimes feel a twinge of guilt about mocking the afflicted but you can’t save people from themselves. Even if Hollywood does love the “talking the guy down from the ledge” scene, IRL, it probably never happens.

  2. Dr.Fart

    haha sweary is right. this is gas. and they’re right too. also his oul lad is one of the biggest loopers to walk the earth. state of him, called his son starticus in chains. lol. saying he’s locked up, and hes fighting for the rights of everyone. absolute header talk.

    1. E'Matty

      Except he and his father are absolutely right and you’re idiotically cheerleading the demise of your way of life and the future of your family and everyone you love. All this because you’re too lazy to learn about the world beyond the perspective presented by the global legacy media. Well done you.

      1. Nullzero

        Careful, you’re contradicting a qualified fart doctor. He knows what he’s talking about, trust the fart science.

        1. Dr.Fart

          @nullzero I am a qualified doctor, in recent years regained my license after being struck off unfairly, oddly ended up courting the young lady who had me struck off for a time, causing the end of my marriage to the beautiful and enigmatic Kitty. and my surname, Fart, is Dutch. If you have any medical questions I would be happy to answer. Not every day you get a shot at free medical advice!

          1. scottser

            OK, farty:
            Sniffing small amounts of WHAT can reverse mitochondrial damage and help avert strokes, dementia, cancer, and heart attacks?

          2. Dr.Fart

            well Scottser, my response to a patient presenting with these problems would be the same given by any GP in the country.. send them to a consultant. Next question.

          3. scottser

            WRONG.
            you would simply fart in their face, for sniffing small amounts of hydrogen sulphide has been proven to be beneficial for the aforementioned complaints.
            you sir, are no fart doctor.

          4. K.Cavan

            Well, Dr Fart, given that mRNA exists for milliseconds, within mammal cells, as a signalling device to inform the cell’s Ribosome to manufacture a protein, a simple sugar or an amino acid that’s required by it or surrounding tissue & is never naturally present outside the cell, do you reckon jacking it into people’s biceps via intramuscular injection is anything other than dosing them with a slow-acting toxin?
            Send your answer, on a postcard, to:
            That Goon In Trinty College.
            It’ll wend it’s way to O’Neill, even if Trinnerszzz is wall-to-wall with goons.

      2. Dr.Fart

        me thinking his oul lad’s a header for calling him Spartacus in chains is nothing to do with my perception of the world or what the media present it as. im very aware. I still think calling him Spartacus in chains is header talk.

        1. Nullzero

          Maybe his father should have used language you are more comfortable with Dr Fart. Perhaps you could have empathized with the plight or Farticus with greater ease?

          Ii think I should open a window, or strike a match.

  3. K.Cavan

    The background under which this is all happening in Australia:
    Population: 25,739,256 (Aust. Bureau of Statistics)
    “Covid Deaths”: 2,271 (WHO)
    Their newspapers & news websites regularly print lists of shops, cafes, pubs, etc that some Bruce or Sheila, who subsequently “tested positive”, had visited, yesterday.
    It is truly, madly, deeply, gone completely off the rails, down the embankment & into the crocodile-infested river.
    Their politicans, as well as being power-crazed lunatics, are as ugly as a mortal sin (or Irish politicians) & this is exacerbated hugely by the fact that they uniformly grin, like gurning gargoyles, in their profile pics. It’s worth a look at their regional government websites, if you’ve got a strong stomach.

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