An unwell whale adrift in the River Seine will be euthanised after all plans to guide it back to sea failed
In Rouen they tell a sad tale
Of a sickly and elderly whale
How they tried, tried again
To get it from the Seine,
But these efforts were all doomed to fail
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maybe that’s where he wanted to die
Quite ironic an insane whale in the seine
I’m a blubbering mess at the thought of what they’re going to do to that whale
(edit: sorry, bad joke)
“euthanised” hmmm. Why don’t they just harpoon it for spectator thrills?