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Daithi and Claire: Head girl assumes straightforward culchie is Forrest O’Gump. Result: no love in the afternoon.
Brian and Sharon: Like a divorced couple forced to live under the same roof owing to the economic climate. Result: Welcome to the Sex One. NOT!
Andrea Corr (Jane Eyre) and Stephen Brennan (Rochester): Dad’s friend makes embarrasing play for daughter at costume party. Result: Withering Lows.
Grainne and Joe: They didn’t fizzle, they didn’t crackle. They went pfft. Result: Lack Of Sexual Chemistry Hall of Famers
Now it’s your turn. It’s not a Severe Lack Of Sexual Chemistry competition without your participation.
He even has them dressed in Black Tie BabyGrows.
Dragon’s Den judges Sean Gallagher, Niall O’Farrell and Gavin Duffy promoting this weekend’s ‘Mid-Career Van Morrison Lookalike Competition (Infant Division)’ in Stephen’s Green this morning.
And no. There’s very little these millionaires won’t do to make more of the folding stuff.
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We had been worried.
From today’s Indo:
But while they presented a united front, insiders say relations had not been as cordial when they met up for their first rehearsal.A major bone of contention had been members Dick Massey and Ken McCluskey’s ‘Stars Of The Commitments’ group which have been touring on the back on the film since its release
“It was more like a therapy session where everyone was asked to get anything off their chest they wanted to say. Some in the band weren’t happy that they didn’t have control or input in something that represented a part of their lives.”
Never mind all that, what about The Commitments musical?
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Now, this’ll be a straight Slide-Show-off, old school rules.
First model walks; second model duplicates, then elaborates. Okay, girls – let’s go to work!
Lorraine Grabs A Job To Rival Grainne’s On ITV’s Daybreak (Herald.ie).
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Corset is!
With Stephen Brennan at the Casino in Marino today. Jane Eyre opens in The Gate in November. with Andrea in the title role.
Because, you know, Michael Colgan really doesn’t want stars for purely box-office reasons. He’s looking for proven theatrical talent.
Hang on.
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Just not in this slide show.
Or in this image.
Who died?
Oh.
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Nice.
And, remind us, what did the man in the cupboard say in 2006?
Ireland will become the laughing stock of Europe if it doesn’t introduce e-voting soon, the Taoiseach said tonight.
Bertie Ahern told Opposition TDs in the Dail that a recent report on electronic voting found that it would only cost €500,000 to upgrade its software.
He rejected criticism over the troubled €52m e-voting system which still incurs annual €700,000 costs to store 7,000 machines around the country.
“Our silly old system is outdated,” Mr Ahern said.
“We have to correct the software which will cost €500,000 and then try to move forward. Otherwise we will go into the 21st Century being the laughing stock with our stupid ol’ pencils.”