Author Archives: Aaron McAllorum

Ray has just told his radio audience that RTE are axing the Den.

We were under the impression that it had already gone.

We’re not into kids’ telly.

Not now we have a decent Xbox.

Headline you will see in tomorrow’s papers: “That Was Den…This Is Now”

Photo taken and question asked Literally Minutes ago at the FF Drink-In.

“Absolutely not,” replied Cowen, adding: “Hic.”

You can practically smell the hooch from here.

More as we get it.

Madam,

So.

Conor won’t be launching that book.

Now we learn he never read it.

So when the author described evolution as “a fantasy of farraginous, farcical, fatuous, feculent, facile facetiousness.”

Did he perhaps conclude it was about the bank guarantee?

After all he need only look around the cabinet table to see evidence we are descended from apes.

Here’s hoping  this letter will ‘evolve’ into a lengthy, unfunny correspondence among a few retired teachers and bored civil servants.

Yours, etc.

PS Could Martyn Turner knock up something using the illustration above with Cowen et al?