To judge in a gown and a wig
Is a decently rewarded gig
And if you transport
To more than one court
Your expenses can be rather big.
John Moynes
Pic: Rollingnews
Author Archives: John Moynes
France’s burkini ban has challenged Muslim integration and French secular values
I prefer to speak well of the French
But they’re causing a hideous stench
One’s clothes on the beach
Should be beyond the reach
Of the state. Don’t let fascists retrench.
John Moynes
Pic: Reuters
Brendan O’Carroll as Agnes Brown in Mrs Brown’s Boys
It’s nice to see Mrs Brown’s Boys
Go to Britain and make a big noise
It will brighten your day
In an old fashioned way
And spread its traditional joys.
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
A bright spark from Clapham called Matt
Went to Kerry and decided that
He’d dress like a priest
And act like a beast
And let the world know he’s a twat.
John Moynes
Pic: RTÉ
We live in a wonderful time
For fans of Victorian crime
For now you can see
If your family tree
Has roots that are coated in grime.
John Moynes
Independent TD Danny Healy Rae
That civilised chap, Healy-Rae,
Waves climate change worries away
He’s such a bright spark
He knows Noah’s Ark
Proves we won’t face a global doomsday.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
It’s time for us all to bewail
This worrying, heartbreaking tale
The result today comes
For the big test in sums
And twenty percent of them fail.
John Moynes
Pic via Dublin School of Grinds
In a search for the friendliest place
Two Irish towns made a good case
But why can’t you see
The banks of the Lee
On this list? Why it’s such a disgrace.
John Moynes
Pic: CNN
A convenient, punctual bus
Is treasured by each one of us
But without a pay hike
They may go on strike
Thus causing a terrible fuss.
John Moynes
Rollingnews