Conservative MP Michael Gove will challenge for the Tory leadership
At last, not a moment too late
A hero steps up to the plate
Against Boris and May,
And a man who cures gay
That country’s one hell of a state.
John Moynes
Pic: Reuters
Update:
"That person cannot be me," @BorisJohnson rules himself out of #Toryleadership race https://t.co/K6pbNn362q https://t.co/fhkLY57nmh
— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) June 30, 2016
Boris Johnson rules himself out of Conservative leader race (BBC)
UK Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn
The comrades have voted to plead
For someone in charge who can lead
JC doesn’t care
He’s still blaming Blair
And insists that he will not concede.
John Moynes
Pic via The New Republic
The Dalai Lama and Lady Gaga
We simple folk must be impressed
When a sage from the east meets the west
To discuss the world’s soul
But it is, on the whole,
Something Beijing finds hard to digest.
John Moynes
Pic: Kevin Mazur
President Higgins (right) with Boris Johnson in London, 2014
Already they’re starting to spin
Away from an unwanted win
Do they want the UK
To make its own way?
The chances are looking quite thin.
John Moynes
Pic: Chris Bellew
A pig fucking arsehole called Dave
Had a cunning and flawless brain wave
He called for a vote
That hit the wrong note
And dragged the UK to its grave.
John Moynes
Pic Rollingnews via Sky News
We’ve all seen the pitiful sight
That follows a long wine-fueled night
But soon some nerds will
Make a magical pill
To help you feel slightly less shite.
John Moynes
Illustration by Eoin Whelehan
US Vice president Joe Biden with Taoiseach Enda Kenny in Washington DC last March
Bidenmania’s coming and so
It’s time that we get up and go
To form a big crowd
And cheer very loud
For that wonderful Number Two, Joe.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
If you like to harshly opine
And post your conclusions online
Then read this report
For it seems that such tort
Can lead to a rather large fine.
John Moynes
One thing that we all like to see
Is a nice piping hot cup of tea
But poindexters say
That over-hot tay
Can increase your morbidity.
John Moynes
Pic: Alamy stock
