In Ireland the Left’s long been blighted,
For it’s parties are never united,
But if you’ve got the hots,
For working with Trots,
Then this news will get you excited.
John Moynes
Clare Daly (top) and Joan Collins, founders of ‘United Left’.
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
I’ll try not to snigger and smirk,
Like some tedious old left wing jerk,
Now that even Manuel,
Admits he didn’t plan well,
And austerity just doesn’t work.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
The latest misogynist tricks
Would make sick women have to face six,
Trained medical spies,
To root out their lies,
In case they just want a quick fix.
John Moynes
(RTE)
Pat Robertson of the Christian Broadcasting Network on how “demonic” Dungeons & Dragons “literally” destroy people’s lives.
Apparently the US Constitution doesn’t protect the right to bear imaginary arms.
The IT continues to spin,
That not buying their product’s a sin,
If you think it’s fine,
To share news online,
You’re letting the terrorists win
John Moynes
As the mourners all try to console,
Her family and pray for her soul,
They face a long wait,
Before they cremate,
Because Britain has run out of coal.
John Moynes
(Sky)
The Centre For George Dubya looks,
Like a tribute to a gang of crooks,
But he’ll mutter and stare,
And pull out all his hair,
When he finds out they’ve filled it with books.
John Moynes
Pic: NYC Architecture
