It turns out that cyclist Lance,
Took copious drugs to enhance,
His pedalling skills,
He popped so many pills,
That he ruined the whole Tour de France.
John Moynes
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First the budget, so lacking in charms,
Then a u-turn on panic alarms,
They’ll give back what they stole,
Just to stay in control,
They’re really just chancing their arms.
John Moynes
Always think twice when you tweet,
Something funny if it’s indiscreet,
Because if you enrage,
An old right wing sage,
He’ll make you buy the Sisters a treat.
John Moynes
Earlier: Declan’s Victory
Poor Aengus’s troubles began,
When he stopped to top up on his tan,
In a break in the news,
But he missed all his cues,
Such is life for a top anchorman
John Moynes
(RTE)
The busmen are going on strike,
Over paycuts that they all dislike,
The comrades insist
That their fight will persist,
And Varadkar can go take a hike.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
European Council President Herman van Rompuy with Taoiseach Enda Kenny and Tanaiste Eamon Gilmore in Dublin Castle this afternoon.
(Sasko Lazorov/Photocall Ireland)
The smile upon James Reilly’s face,
Can really light up the whole place,
The reason, you see,
For his outburst of glee?
A long debate on the X Case.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Some murderers went for a walk,At the weekend, and then heard a talk,
From an elderly traitor,
A would-be dictator,
A hideous old-fashioned hawk.
John Moynes
Pic via An Sionnach Fionn
It’s given John Waters a fright,
To discover the plebians can write,
Whatever they please,
It’s disgusting that these,
Little people exist in his sight.
John Moynes
In Britain old Leveson gave,
Out when newspapers would misbehave,
There’s no need for that here,
As it fast becomes clear,
That our papers will dig their own grave.
John Moynes
Irish Newspapers Demand To be Paid If You Link To Them (Boingboing)
2012: The Year Irish Newspapers Tried to Destroy The Web (McGarr Solicitors)