Author Archives: John Ryan

So Transport Minister Noel Dempsey took the good government jet (seven grand an hour) to Northern Ireland when he could have gone by road.

So what? We’re 100 billion in the red. Who gives a fuck?

And when he got to Northern Ireland. His driver was there to meet him.

That’s his job.

Having driven all the way from Dublin.

Oh.

Minister Flew As Driver Followed By Road (Belfast Telegraph)

You have to love this guy. Basically asking for the headline: Lying King.

Wherever Ivor is – and we’re betting the Horse Show – he’s kept the Broadsheet political reporters on their toes this week. Could there be a trip to the continent for our team, a chance for them to wear shorts outside the office?

No, we’ll just link to a few reliable sources as usual.

(Photocall Ireland)

Ireland captain*. Millionaire. Dude. Gillette guy. Funny. Charming. Good cook.

These things are nothing to the simple, happy life we could have built for you.

But it’s too late.

So. You lose.

Latorz.

* Like to see how far he gets on Donkey Kong. BS highest score? 805,600 (Leinster record). Oh, I’m sorry, Brian, did we scare you?

(Pic by Photocall Ireland)