Author Archives: Niall Murphy

One of a range of porcelain pistols from artist Yvonne Lee Schultz. Based on the Walther PPK used by James Bond and its modern counterpart, the P99.

Now, have another scone. Don’t make granny pop a cap in yo’ ass.

Back at 9am.

foundshit

Recently born at Longleat Safari Park in Wiltshire: twin Patagonian Mara. Related to guinea-pigs, the adults grow to about 45cm and can leap 2 metres straight up into the air.

Years from now, they will interbreed with pit-bulls and thereby inherit the Earth.

zooborns

(Pete Burns, Cher and Jennifer ‘the Lamprey’ Rush)

Unimpressed with the ‘tameness’ of yesterday’s Session Magazine before-and-after plastic surgery post, FOB Northsider turned us on to a site called Awful Plastic Surgery.

A one-stop archive of dysmorphia, self-delusion and wasted cash.

It’s wonderful.

That’s right. They’re Boba Fett themed runners. And they come in a blister-pack. Which, being a true Star Wars fanboy/fangirl, you’ll never open.

More degenerate footwear here.

A matching backpack, perhaps?