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And angry birds will cure your Tyson addiction.
We’ll see ourselves out.
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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om4Rh47qBAo
It’s a grown up version of Kick Ass with a little bit of Juno thrown. Because the world needs to see more sarky Ellen Page characters. And the poster is deliberately tattered. Damn hipsters.
Release Date: None for Ireland yet, but hopefully it won’t go straight to DVD
Translation: Live From The Twitter Machine
Ros Na Run, TG4, 8.30pm tonight.
“Food contaminated with teeth, zips and washers were among thousands of complaints dealt with by the Food Safety Authority of Ireland (FSAI) last year.
According to its annual report for 2010 nearly 11,000 queries and complaints were handled by the FSAI advice line last year. One in four those calls related to consumers reporting issues concerning food and food establishments – an increase of over 7 per cent on the previous year.
The FSAI said contamination with foreign objects was frequently reported and specific incidents included a live beetle found in a bag of Caesar salad, a moth in a Madeira cake, a washer ring in a bowl of soup, and a zip in a black pudding.
Needles, safety pins, stones and both live and dead insects were also reported to have been found in food.”
He’s also spelling his name ‘Hosny’.
Like Gadafy does.
Hosni Mubarack’s Pinstripes Are Actually His Name Over And Over (Buzzfeed)
Eye-witnesses say she entered through the window to the left of the main door, then slid up the bannisters to the first floor.
Fergal’s Today Fm Stream
The new FG TD went on The Last Word with Matt Cooper yesterday evening to explain why she drove up the plinth outside Leinster House.
Matt Cooper: “How are you and what happened to you please?”
Mary Mitchell O’Connor: “Oh sure I’m fine, listen. Talk about silliness. I drove down the plinth! Don’t ask me. I didn’t know the geography of Dáil Éireann. I expected to be learning, you know, inside the building. I didn’t realise that I’d need to know the geography outside the building.”
Cooper: “How many steps -”
Mitchell O’Connor: “I am. I apologise. My God, I mean, it’s so… I do feel silly now”
Cooper: “How many steps did you drive down off the plinth?”
Mitchell O’Connor: “Oh listen, I couldn’t tell you, I got such a fright and I mean of all the… Every press photographer every camera was outside, you know, photographing me? So I couldn’t tell you now to be honest.”
Cooper: “Are you all right? You didn’t injure yourself because it looks from the photograph there’s about four fairly large steps that you drove down, Italian job-style.”
Mitchell O’Connor: “I know it sounds like something you’d see in a film. I, honest to God, I don’t know how many steps but it didn’t feel like four steps. It felt like two.”
Cooper: And are you hurt in any way?
Mitchell O’Connor: No I’m not. Not a bit. My pride is hurt [laughs]
Cooper: “Was there any damage to the car?”
Mitchell O’Connor: “No, no, no, not as far as I know. I came home in it anyway and it’s fine.”
Cooper: “What about the rumour that this was being filmed as part of a new Specsavers ad?”
Mitchell O’Connor: “But come here, would you believe it, I have made an appointment with my optician tomorrow morning.”
Cooper: “I hope your insurance won’t go up because of this.”
Mitchell O’Connor: “I certainly hope my insurance company weren’t watching. Well, to be honest now, touch wood, I haven’t had an accident in 30 years’ driving so please God that’ll be the last mistake I’ll make in Dáil Éireann.”