http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGgtyhw779s
Classic.
What kind of bike? I don’t know, I’m not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The front reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you’re way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan’s mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that front reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a front reflector is like saying “F&$K YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME”.
…The bike is for men because the seat is flat and not shaped like a dong.
Fair enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIBKifOOQQ
A viral ad for Dermablend Professional body makeup featuring Rico ‘The Zombie’ Genest, who normally doesn’t look like this.
Song: “There Is Hope” Zoo Brazil feat. Rasmus Kellerman
Here’s the behind the scenes video, showing the application of the makeup.
The general Government debt is to be written down by 2.3 per cent, or €3.6 billion, following the detection of an accounting error.
The Department of Finance said the National Treasury Management Agency (NTMA) had notified it of a double count brought about a change in its relationship with the Housing Finance Authority.
Eyes flick to calendar. Not April 1st. Tentative smirk.
State gains €3.6bn from ‘error’ (Irish Times)
Becoming extremely windy overnight with strong to gale force south to southeast winds developing, with these winds gusting 85 to 100km/h in exposed parts of the south and west. Rain becoming fairly widespread also, turning heavy in the southwest, with a risk of some spot flooding there.
Read ‘When Will My Time Come?’ here
Michael D Higgins Is No Poet (Carol Rumens, Guardian)