We’ve all been there.

Friends of the actor said he was “completely sober” [on the Paris-Dublin flight] but desperate to relieve himself. At first he was told he had 15 minutes to wait, but then due to congestion on the runway, he was informed he would have to endure another 20 minutes, they said.

Given his “irrepressible need”, his two travel companions, including the French actor Edouard Baer, offered him an empty bottle as a last resort.

They said he had no choice but to use it, but that he did it “without any provocation and after making sure he wasn’t seen”.

A little urine was spilt on the floor, which the actor offered to clean up himself, saying he was “sorry” for the inconvenience caused, they said.

 

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The hipster-heavy soundtrack to the new Muppet movie.

Listen to every track for free here.

Recommended: the dog-friendly ‘I Hope That Something Better Comes Along’ performed by Matt Nathansan. “What could be better than a saucy Irish Setter, when puppy love comes on strong/Or a collie that’s classy, a laddie needs a lassie.”


Taken this afternoon.

Caitriona Callan from Alexandra College, Milltown, Dublin shows off her eight Leaving Cert A1s.

She’s going to study medicine at Cambridge.

Swot.

(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)

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Without rigorous practice that is very sore.

Taken about an hour ago in the grounds of Dublin Castle for  the launch of Dublin’s Culture Night (September 23) programme.

The ‘Whynot Dance Company’, from left, Conor Davis, Lisa Tyrrell, Rebecca Flynn and Pasquale Aluzzi, and a painting by artist Lucy Doyle.

(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)

 

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