It’s all going pear shaped for Dave,
As he jets off to Russia to save,
What’s left of his job,
But the hapless old snob,
Heard Vladimir digging his grave.

John Moynes

(Reuters)

A Senate committee endorse,
The deployment of limited force,
In the middle east,
I suppose it’s the least,
They can do. Will it work? Why, of course.

John Moynes

(AFP)

I’ll confess that my face turned quite pale,
When I heard that John Waters got jail,
For asserting his right,
To be a selfish shite,
And then charging to moan and to wail.

John Moynes

(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)

A bridge by any other name,
Really wouldn’t be the same,
She fought the fights,
For all our rights,
Now let’s salute this brilliant dame.

John Moynes

(Photocall Ireland)

After all of the bluster and spin,
Today we’d find out who would win,
Would Sean or old Pat,
Be the king of the chat?
I haven’t a clue. I slept in.

John Moynes

(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)

So the British have said No to war,
Despite the clear fact there is more,
Bad news on the way,
From the east every day,
But we’ve got what we were looking for.

John Moynes

(Reuters)

How often do zombies complain,
That they cannot maintain their food chain?
Now some chaps in a lab,
Have taken a stab,
At inventing a GMO brain.

John Moynes

Pic: ScientificAmerican

One thing that each gentleman knows,
Is that TV’s no place to propose,
That said it’s one way,
To stop Daithí O Sé,
From getting his hands on your Rose.

John Moynes

(RTE)

In Stormont they just will not cease,
The lucrative process of peace,
While they’re filling their days,
With talk of the Maze,
Outside the mobs fight the police.

John Moynes

(BBC/Breaking news.ie)