So Robert has taken the crown,
He’s a Corkman of worldwide renown,
Though of course there’s no way,
He’d have won in my day,
Before athletics got dumbed down.
John Moynes
Screengrab: Eurosport
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No longer will poor Paddy see,
Some boobs while he sips on his tea,
First thing in the morning,
For quite without warning,
They’ve announced that they’re ditching Page 3.
John Moynes
Pic: UK Independent
The government wants you alive,
And will even assist you to thrive,
Now that James Reilly’s said,
He’ll paint himself red,
And support you from cradle to five.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
A man with a rod and a hook,,
To a reasonable person might look,
Like they’re fishing for Coley,
But not to Joe Crowley,
Who assumes that they’re hunting for duck.
John Moynes
Pic via Limerick Leader
Once more it seems women who write,
Face the threat of a bomb in the night,
Some losers on twitter,
Have now got so bitter,
They get off on causing a fright.
John Moynes
(@GraceDent)
Legendary broadcaster Pat,
Has finally decided that,
He’ll go take a walk,
To the land of Newstalk,
And work for our favourite fat cat.
John Moynes
(James Horan/Photocall Ireland)
In the heavens the Pope yesterday,
Took a moment to openly say,
That the scriptures have shown,
That if you sleep alone,
Then he really can’t judge if you’re gay.
John Moynes
There’s many an internet ape,
Who think they can threaten to rape,
Any woman they choose,
But the coppers refuse,
To let these vile scumbags escape.
John Moynes
Pic: Telegraph
