In the Four Courts harsh words have been flung,
At the auditors from Ernst & Young,
But the IBRC,
Have now hired them, you see,
This whole affair reeks of fresh dung.

John Moynes

Former District Court Judge Heather,
Will shortly have to decide whether,
Her clumsy inception,
Of sneaky deception,
Was such a smart move altogether.

John Moynes

(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)

It’s the High Court case of the year
It’s got tabloid hacks shaking with fear,
For their tale about Louis,
Turned out to be hooey,
If you ask me the whole thing sounds queer.

John Moynes

A naked bronze man, Aspiration,
Should have been our own representation,
But the thought of those balls,
Dangling over his walls,
Drove poor Johnny R to frustration.

John Moynes

(Photocall Ireland)

It really enrages me when,
They award those who work with a pen,
Like Banville, O’Brien,
And young Donal Ryan,
But overlook limericks again.

John Moynes

Joseph O’Connor and Jennifer Johnston via Bord Gais Energy Awards

Roast a turkey and fill the punch  bowl,
Fly Old Glory from a totem pole,
It’s the day that the Yanks,
Gather round and give thanks,
To the people whose country they stole.

John Moynes

Pic via Polymic

Those liberals are up to their tricks,
They want their Church governed by chicks,
It’s absurd. Let’s get real,
All those at Christ’s last meal,
Were chosen because they had dicks.

John Moynes

Pic Reuters

With our country so damaged by greed,
It’s good to see Gardaí succeed,
At taking on crime,
For I must say that I’m,
So relieved to be saved from this weed.

John Moynes

Tom Crapper’s wonderful invention,
Is so common we don’t stop to mention,
That one third of our race,
Must seek out a dark place,
So today let’s pay them some attention.

John Moynes