I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but it’s true,
Good old Ireland now runs the EU,
We’ll only cause trouble,
Start a property bubble,
And get Merkel smashed on home brew.
John Moynes
Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day. John Moynes
As you load up on turkey and beer,
And you kid yourself this is a mere,
Bullshit family day,
Let’s have fun and just play,
I love writing these, see you next year.
John Moynes
We had an idea for a book,
Full of pictures of items that look,
Like Ireland you see,
It’s all for charity,
And we’ll sell it by hook or by crook.
John Moynes
Once we get through this time of good cheer,
We’ll find if Obama’s sincere,
Let him score his home run,
By banning the gun,
And let schoolchildren live through next year.
John Moynes
(Time)
When working in foreign affairs,
One should really have something upstairs,
Because the festive season,
Is not a good reason,
For horrible facebook shares.
John Moynes
On a windy and grey Saturday,
Our whole country was struck with dismay,
Let the ballads be sung,
For we we lost him too young,
Anois, slán agat, Páidí Ó Sé.
John Moynes
(Gaa.ie)
He’s put on his new reading specs,
And he’s tweeting as @pontifex,
He’s using the web,
To tell every pleb
That they really should stop having sex.
John Moynes
Unless you think you can do better.
Oh yes, it’s a Wednesday Papal first tweet commemorative ‘Rick off.
Last Limerick by 3pm. 3.55pm
UPDATE::Habemus victoremque
It might sound quite strange but it’s true
That the Pontiff’s gone virtual too
He’s cunning, he’s foxy
He bypasses the proxy
To get to the same sites as you.
Kinch
Thanks all
Billy’s off banging his drum,
He’s no time to make Iris a mum,
With a womb in one hand,
We’ll take back this land,
And finally our day will come.
John Moynes
Three cheers for Washington State,
Whose laws have grown great on this date,
Now God-fearin’ folk,
Can enjoy a nice toke,
What a happy end to this debate.
John Moynes
(Getty)