It’s a metaphor.
The dog is the European Union. The baguette is the Greek bailout. No wait. The baguette is the household charge. The kennel is the taxpayer. No wait…
It’s a metaphor.
The dog is the European Union. The baguette is the Greek bailout. No wait. The baguette is the household charge. The kennel is the taxpayer. No wait…

From Breaded Cats, wherein cats are adorned with bread.
The clearly unhinged proprietor sez:
Cat Breading How To:
1) Take a piece of bread
2) Cut a hole approximately 1 inch larger than your cat’s head. This trips some people up. Remember: the bread has to fit around not just the cat’s head, but it’s ears, too.
3) Gently place the bread around your cat’s head.