Tag Archives: Broadsheet Trailer Park

nymphomaniac

http://vimeo.com/78330045

What you may need to know

1. Here’s the latest in a monthly series of trailers for Lars Von Trier’s forthcoming rudie movie.

2. It’s Shia LaBoeuf! In the LeBuff!

3. Provocateur General Lars is milking the whole Nymphomaniac thing for every drop of potential scandal.

4. He’s shot hardcore and softcore versions of the film.

5. Then there’s those fourteen hilarious orgasmic character posters. Our favourite one: Stellan Skarsgard (top second left), who looks like he’s having a stroke. No, not that kind of stroke.

6. Broadsheet Prognosis: The most eagerly anticipated dirty movie since Colin Farrell’s sex tape.

Release Date: Christmas Day (Denmark)

xmen

What you may need to know.

1. Bryan Singer did the first two X-Men movies. Then he did Superman Returns (2006), and more recently Jack The Giant Slayer (2013). Dude needs the X-Men more than they need him.

2. McKellen! Fassbender! This one brings unites the ‘classic’ X-Men crew with the First Class posse.

3. Sir Ian and Sir Patrick are OFFICIALLY the hottest couple in NYC right now.

4. They also made the internet explode with the geekiest picture ever.

5. Prognosis: All hail The Dink! If they don’t resurrect Cyclops, we’ll be pissed.

Release Date: May 2014

anchorman2

What you may need to know

1. Seriously, they’ve done an Anchorman 2 trailer especially for Irish audiences.

2. We met Will Ferrell once. He’s disconcertingly normal.

3. Ever see the ‘lost’ Ron Burgundy movie? It’s entirely made up of outtakes from the first Anchorman. It’s batshit, and awful in parts, but contains moments of genius. Watch it in full here.

4. Our favourite Will Ferrell character (who’s not Buddy The Elf)? Gotta be Ashley Schaeffer. That shit is dark.

5. Can Anchorman 2 possibly live up to insane expectations? Or will they pull an Arrested Development on the deal? We remain hopeful.

Release Date: December 20

who2


What you may need to know

1. GEEKGASM

2. It’s the 50th anniversary episode of Doctor Who.

3. The broadcast of the first episode back in 1963 was delayed due to the fact that JFK was assassinated earlier that day.

4. Haters gonna hate, but if you love Who, the return of David Tennant and Billie Piper for Day Of The Doctor is something resembling A VERY BIG DEAL.

5. Malcolm Tucker takes over on Christmas Day.

Broadcast Date: November

the-grand-budapest-hotel-poster1

What you may need to know:

1. If you don’t like Wes Anderson movies, then skip this post.

2. How many filmmakers can you recognise two point five seconds into a clip?

3. Grand Budapest Hotel welcomes some new members to the Anderson family, notably Saoirse Ronan and Ralph Fiennes, plus a Greatest Hits of Wes regulars. He’s done seven movies with Bill Murray. Cast member title cards here.

4. Ever see his American Express commercial?

5. Broadsheet Prognosis: Book us a double, en suite.

Release Date: March 2014

non-stop

What you may need to know

1. The country might be on its knees, but one Big Mon From Ballymena is still KICKING ASS FOR IRELAND.

2. Suggested Alternate Title: Taken 3: Plane Talkin’. Feel free to add your own…

3. What’s Julianne Moore doing in this movie? Trailer Park Theory Of Blockbuster Moviemaking, Part 147: If a big name actor turns up in a seemingly nothing role, they DEFINITELY did it.

4. Downton alert!

5. Best YouTube comment: ‘Neeson is a good actor but I dont get how a movie can take place the whole time on plane. Whats the enjoyment in that.’

6. Broadsheet Prognosis: Schindler’s pissed! AGAIN!

Release date: 2014

spoils-of-babylon-banner

What you may need to know

1. Will Ferrell produced a TV mini series. Everybody wants a bit of TV action these days.

2. Tobey Maguire! Remember when he was a thing?

3. Kristen Wiig! Refuses to do superfluous Bridesmaids (2011) sequel! WE LOVE HER.

4. @ ’20 – KIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMER!

5. @ ’46 it’s Haley Joel Osment, from The Sixth Sense (1999) – no, seriously.

6. Truth be told, this looks kind of awesome.

Release Date: Winter

H/t Baz.

limp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yvOYvf245w

What you may need to know:

1. limp is a new Irish independent film. We like that.

2. It’s written and directed by Shaun Ryan.

3. It only cost €900.

4. It premieres at the inaugural IndieCork Film Festival, which starts tomorrow.

5. Now get off the internets and go make your own film.

Release date: TBA

armstrong

What you may need to know

1. Lance Armstrong is a big fat liar.

2. Thankfully, he hasn’t ruined Dodgeball (2004) for us.

3. Director Alex Gibney did Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005), We Steal Secrets (2013) and Mea Maxima Culpa (2012).

4. Hollywood’s prepping several competing Armstrong projects – Bradley Cooper’s interested.

5. Best YouTube comment: ‘I would like to see the people who makes this film -and all the people who talks about a “lie” of Armstrong- cycling thousand miles a year and training hours and hours like Armstrong did for win the tour, and like all the cyclists do.’

Release Date: Winter

i-frankenstein-aaron-eckhart-poster

What you may need to know.

1. Yes, this is a real trailer. For an actual film. Made by grown-ups.

2. From the producers of Underworld (2003) – five words that evoke fear in the heart of any punter.

3. Aaron Eckhart is a great actor who’s been in a lot of bad movies.

4. Bill Nighy is getting paid. Handsomely, we hope.

5. Wait… Wasn’t Frankenstein the guy who MADE the monster?

Release Date: January