Photo: AP

…for the first time it was just so apparent how the coiffure is engineered. It’s a triple combover! Wow, just totally big sheets of babyfine hair from both sides and the back stretched and interwoven into a complex layering on the top. It really is a wonder to behold, and so utterly unconvincing as to boggle the mind.

Princess Sparkle Pony

Impressed? Now behold the überweave in glorious 1800 x 1200 Denial-o-Vision™.