Councillor John Kyle tweetz:
The creativity of Skainos. An Ulster fry kebab.
Stick it in a paaan.
Vicky McDonald at the S’tasty food blog has created this breakfast fry up where things are not as they seem.
The ‘baked beans’ are made from white chocolate biscuit with orange and strawberry coulis; the ‘black pudding’ is chocolate biscuit cake; the ‘hash browns’ are Panko Brioche jam sandwich, the ‘egg’ is panna cotta and lemon curd and the ‘bacon’ is candied brandy snaps.
The sausage might be sausage. We’re not sure.
Taken at Jordanstown University of Ulster, in one of their many rip-off food outlets. What hope Ulster’s brains, with signs like this?