We say: ‘A short break for necessary housekeeping’.

You say: ‘Sneaky siesta’

We can’t win.

Back before you know it.

Back shortly.

Back shortly.

News is available on Ceefax.

Sorry for the sporadic postage the last hour.

Unavoidable circumstances.

Normal service will resume shortly.

Smooth jazz sounds of the BBC Light Orchestra (above) in the interim.

Thank you.

Back shortly.

A tune?

Back shortly.

Hic.

Some music?

Hello

Due to unforeseen technical circumstances (the ‘leccy keeps going out in Bodger’s gaff -) three times today already) we will be posting sporadically (or not as often as we would like) for the next hour or so.

Sorry and thank you for your patience.

Music while you wait?