‘Professor Poo’ workbook for Japanese primary school children.
One thing that each child knows is true
Is that learning’s a hard thing to do
But out in Japan
They’ve thought of a plan
To fill up the textbooks with poo.
John Moynes
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US President Donald Trump announces America’s withdraw from Paris Climate Deal at The White House yesterday
Now Donald has boldly said he’ll
Pull out of the big Paris deal
He thinks the solution
Is much more pollution
As climate change cannot be real.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Michael D Higgins just bought everyone in Dun Laoghaire a 99 in Teddy's pic.twitter.com/4nuScD8w3y
— Bill Gleeson (@gleesonb) May 31, 2017
Our President thought of a scheme
To give everybody ice cream
So down by the pier
He drew a loud cheer
When he finally realised his dream.
John Moynes
We’re trying, but can’t find a way
To predict what the Donald will say
He grabs his phone and
With his tiny hand
Makes “covfefe” the word of the day.
John Moynes
Update:
Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017
FGHIT!
Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May during last night’s Battle For Number 10
The chattering classes all say
That Corbyn did better than May
There’s a mountain to climb
In bugger all time
Can Jeremy now find a way?
John Moynes
A dolphin’s carcass was found at the Parchment Square Student Accommodation complex on the Model Farm Road, Cork.
Some animals’ rights types have said
That a dolphin, even if it’s dead
Shouldn’t come to a bash
Where a lad on the lash
Might carry it over his head.
John Moynes
Pics via Independent.ie
UPDATE:
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Fergal Barry writes:
Today on 96FM’s The Opinion Line, PJ Coogan spoke to Captain Paul Watson, of The Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, about his offer of a €2,000 reward in relation to individuals seen dancing with a sea creature in the Parchment Square complex. (Some reports call it a dolphin but the species is uncertain).
US Republican gubernatorial candidate Greg Gianforte addresses supporters in Helena, Montana
Republican Congressman Greg
Who looks like a rather bad egg
Says he’ll drain the swamp
But mainly just stomp
On reporters. He’s a powder keg.
John Moynes
Pic: Matt Volz/AP
Dublin Docklands last Summer
The mercury’s rising once more
And today we’ll see temperatures soar
It will feel grotesque
When you’re stuck at your desk
And sweat oozes from every pore.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Tom Cruise as ‘Maverick’ in Top Gun (1986)
This morning brings fabulous news
For fans of the lovely Tom Cruise
The rumours are true
He will make Top Gun 2
A film through which I will snooze.
John Moynes
Dara O’Briain’s letter from Theresa May reading: ‘Dear Dara and Briain’.
Well deep down I think we all knew
That Dara has always been two
Quite separate men
It was confirmed when
Theresa wrote that it was true.
John Moynes