Ryan Tubridy at the launch of RTÉ’s Autumn/Winter season last month
A broadcaster called Tubridy,
Is selling a house near the sea,
He’s flogging the place,
‘Cause there’s no parking space,
Which sounds rather awkward to me.
John Moynes
(Leah Farrell/RollingNews)
The Yongbyon nuclear facility, Pyongyang, North Korea.
The boffins who work in Yongbyon,
Have turned their equipment back on,
To build a big missile,
And fill it with fissile,
Material. Or is it a con?
John Moynes
(Reuters)
Elton John (left) and Vladimir Putin
The singer they call Elton John,
Is dying to take Putin on,
And explain the delights,
Of protecting gay rights,
Which he thinks is a sine qua non.
John Moynes
(Getty/AP)
Harcourt Street, Dublin on Junior Cert results night last year.
The youngster who went out last night,
Failed to give the newspapers a fright,
Though some of their peers,
Got messy on beers,
Most made it back home all right.
John Moynes
A sprightly old British colleen,
Has spent many years being Queen,
I’m forced to inquire,
Will they let her retire?
No they won’t. And that’s somewhat obscene.
John Moynes
Pic: TattooIdeas
If you want five minutes of fame,
And read headlines that feature your name,
Just send an email,
In advance of a gale,
And bask in the public acclaim.
John Moynes
(Getty)
From left: Eddie Hobbs, Lucinda Creighton, David Fitzgerald and Senator Paul Bradford at the Renua think in at Woodquay Centre, Dublin yesterday
So some wealthy folk reckon that,
The rates of our tax should be flat,
And the wise Mr Hobbs,
Thinks this would create jobs,
But what are the chances of that?
John Moynes
(Eamonn Farrell/RollingNews.ie)
West Tyrone MLA Barry McElduff
On the second day of burgergate,
A Shinner stepped up to the plate,
But was it for this,
Type of taking the piss,
That so many men met their fate?
John Moynes
(Belfast Newsletter)
