Do you work for Anglo Irish Bank? Is it 2006? Right well, you’ll be wanting one of Group Harrington’s range of half-scale classic car replicas for young Oisín.

From the e-type Jag to the Willy’s Jeep to the Bugatti T35: fully customisable with disk brakes, electronic ignition, working horn and lights, leather interior and a set of keys. Engines from 50cc to race kart spec.

Prices yet to be announced but, really, if you have to ask…