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ShatterHe doesn’t ‘do’ names.

Justice Minister Alan Shatter will publish the Garda Síochána Ombudsman Commissioner’s report on the writing off of penalty points tomorrow.

“The report was compiled by Assistant Garda Commissioner John O’Mahony.

“A Government spokesman said “the names are being redacted”.

 

Shatter to publish penalty points report – but with no names (Fionnan Sheahan, Irish Independent)

Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland

[A reconstruction]

Garda Sullivan: “Wind the windah down there now Speedy Gonzalez”

[Paul Williams rolls the window down and stares gimlet-eyed]

Garda Sullivan: “Jaysus. Tis yerself hah?”

Williams [arches right eyebrow]: “Oh indeed.”

Garda Sullivan [pushes hat back]: “I’d say yer in a rush to meet up wih some underworld informant hah?”

Williams: “Oh my friend, I’d like nothing better than to tell you. But I can’t; I would not have the endangerment of a fellow crimefighter on my conscience.”

Garda Sullivan [whistles]: “Dunt dat bate all. Hoyah, sorry for delayin’ yeh. Go wan.”

Williams: “Mint. Keep fightin’ the good fight sham. Godspeed.”

Garda Sullivan [waves] “Right you are, fair balls to you all the same”

TD Alleges Three Had Points Quashed (Maire O’Halloran, Irish Times)

Thanks NKC