Mars? Pfft. Who wants to live on that boring red kip?

Come the time when extraterrestrial colonisation becomes unavoidable, why not relocate to Earth’s ‘sister planet’?

A 96% carbon dioxide atmosphere.

Mean daytime temperatures of 737 K (464 °C).

Skies filled with clouds of sulphuric acid.

What’s not to like?

German educational design studio Kurzgesagt breaks it down for your delectation.

Previously: The Day The Dinosaurs Died