Author Archives: John Moynes


Members of the women’s national football team at a press conference in Liberty Hall yesterday

Some ladies are losing their poise
And making a shrill frightful noise
And letting it show
That none of them know
That soccer’s a game just for boys.

John Moynes

Pic: Inpho


Good times.


Today’s UK Daily Mail

When Great Britain wakes up and begs
For news then the tabloid world’s dregs
Are certain to fail
For those at the Mail
Have just learned that women have legs.

John Moynes



Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (including Imposters, above), is currently being crowdfunded.

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