Author Archives: John Moynes

The vast class of people who tweet
Are in for an unwanted treat
Though Jack thinks it’s better
To double your letter
Count, users are rather downbeat.

John Moynes

Following his defeat to Floyd Mayweather, Conor McGregor brought a bottle of ‘Notorious’ to the post fight press conference

If you’re fond of violence and booze
You mightn’t like this morning’s news
McGregor’s new drink
Looks like to sink
In a trademark fight he’s bound to lose.

John Moynes

Pic: Getty