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Monthly Archives: October 2010
Madam,
Once again, we are fsloored.
Yours etc,
Look at them.
Without a care in the world.
With their health cards and free travel.
Isn’t it about time we wiped the smile off their faces?
Well don’t worry. Their pensions are going to be cut.
We know the exact figure, but we won’t tell them just yet.
We’ll just terrify them with scary numbers leaked to the press.
And if that makes them sick they can always take their place on a trolly.
They had no hand or part in any of this mess but savings must be made.
Hey, it’s not like it costs that much to feed the ducks.
In December 2010, the family of Johnny Cash auctioned a collection of the Man In Black’s personal items, including handwritten lyrics, poems, the blue jumpsuit he wore during his legendary performance at San Quentin prison ($3000 – $5000) and his vintage 1951 Martin guitar ( $20,000 – $30,000).
Also, the above to-do list.
Without doubt, the coolest to-do list in existence.
Johnny Cash’s Personal Items Go Up On The Auction Block
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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5iZyN7Ir3Q&feature=player_embedded#!
Steve and friends, stripped down to their superlatives.
More awesome than 5 Minutes of Awesomeness.
Less wordy than a day’s liveblogging.
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YouTube version here for the Flashless and confused.
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OK. You can put your masks on now.
LOLz.
In today’s Irish Times, three staff members (editorial, we understand) make ‘ghost hands’ and sport the rather excellent Martyn Turner Anglo Pirate mask (below, free with today’s paper). Do you know who they are? Can you help us make their humiliation complete?
