Monthly Archives: July 2011

A lone “blond gunman/bomber” or an ‘Al Qaeda massacre’?

From MSNBC:

Norwegian television reported early Saturday that the suspect in the twin attacks Friday that killed at least 16 people is a 32-year-old Norwegian farmer.

TV2, the country’s largest broadcaster, identified him as Anders Behring Breivik, 32, describing him as a member of “right-wing extremist groups in eastern Norway.”

Government business records list a man named Anders Behring Breivik, age 32, as sole director of a company called Breivik Geofarm. In the records, the company says its business is the “growing of vegetables, melons, roots and tubers” and reports that it has 790 employees.

Investigators said the attacker may have had accomplices, The Telegraph reported.

Terrorism experts had cautioned against assuming that the violence — a massive explosion that killed seven people in the capital, Oslo, followed by a shooting spree at a political youth conference on Utoya island in nearby Buskerud, which police said killed at least nine more — was the work of al-Qaida or another international terrorist group. They said the attacks could simply have been the actions of a disturbed individual.

Xeni Jardin at BoingBoing convened an open jokes thread earlier today. Geeky lols contained therein include:

Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? He’s OK.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar – a sleazy woman walks up to him and says “Hey handsome, buy me a drink?” He sneers at her and says, “Madam I think not” and disappears.

How did the hipster burn his mouth? Eating pizza before it was cool.

There are funny ones too.

MORE: Jokes From The G-Hole (Boing Boing) 

Yikes.

Taken literally this afternoon.

Habit-less and (we’re assuming) no-nonsense representatives from The Sisters of Mercy order on their way to meet Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn.

Members from 18 congregations, which ran children’s residential institutions condemned in the Ryan Report, were invited in to explain the estimated €350 million shortfall in their offered compensation.

Rather Ruairi than us, quite frankly.

(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)